wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them
clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up
Wizard: So you serve a powerful being who, in exchange for loyalty and service, grants you the ability to perform magical feats…
Warlock: Technically accurate, but–
Wizard: And you serve a powerful being who, in exchange for loyalty and service, grants you the ability to perform magical feats…
Cleric: Now listen here…
Wizard: I’m only trying to figure out what the difference is.
Bard: One calls their patron “Father” and one calls their patron “Daddy”.
Everyone: …
Bard: I get my magic from making diss tracks, what did you expect?
Wizard: I’m only
trying to figure out what
the difference is.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
