dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine:
dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine:
Give a mutual a curse
Anytime they use a swear word a frog falls out of their mouth
Anytime they make popcorn it will burn
Every 10 pages they loose their place in a written work
Cats will never sit on their lap
A bright red pimple will appear on their forehead anytime they take a picture
They will fall in a well not once, but twice
Turned into a toad
Forced to live in Oklahoma, USA
Must forage for food. They have no knowledge on what is or isn’t safe to eat
May never get 8 uninterrupted hours of rest
Always wakes up 5 minutes before their alarm
Must eat a spoonful of pure vanilla extract daily
See Resultsthe cat one is just WAY TO CRUEL
hey. hey mr D. Guess what i gave you
YOU DIDNT.
Tee hee
Anytime you you make popcorn it will burn. :3
You always will have to wake five minutes before the alarm
And the same for you