You’re on a goon squad. What’s your role?
Gangly beanpole who keeps hitting their head on low-hanging obstacles
Taciturn shortarse carrying a comical number of hidden weapons on their person
Flamboyant rowdy who tries to solo the hero and gets their ass kicked every time
Big talker who knows lots of complicated words, but uses them incorrectly
Persnickety authoritarian who becomes increasingly unhinged as things go wrong
Hulking slab of beef who’s surprisingly well-read on an odd but useful topic
Unassuming one who all the other goons are nervous around for no clear reason
Obnoxious braggart who screams and runs away whenever things get rough
Thug whose entire personality revolves around their extremely impractical weapon
Ambiguously queer sadist with an unplaceable foreign accent
Person who says “yeah!”
Other (specify)
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