July 2023

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

Rip to y'all, but I’m built different. Trying this tonight

Best I can do with what I have (I’m at work rn)

Oh that is a… fascinating smell

Don’t do this

i think i’ll try this tomorrow actually, it can’t be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

the time has come

a photo of sour gummies, a can of monster and a glassALT

i just did this twice this shit tastes great idk what’s wrong with yall

a mixture of the sour gummies and monster energy ALT

i think im gonna drink more of this later i wonder what happens if i add vodka

@anais-ninja-bitch

oh no! i do not want to be responsible for killing maia!

oh no! i do not

want to be responsible

for killing maia!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this is the best haiku i have ever seen istg

Please, don’t do this.