anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask “which merc do you think would make the best husband?” it doesn’t matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.
Your Honor, OP tossed a live grenade in on purpose.
i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it
Medic is a 50/50. He will either make you a killing machine or you will never be heard from again.
Engineer is probably a nice guy to be around and does barbeques and stuff, but he has a kid. If you find that to be a con, don’t go for him.
Heavy will make sure you always have something to eat. He’s also a kind person. He’s also in crippling debt.
Scout does not have a great personality. He’s kinda annoying, even. Can’t even get classy women.
Spy is a one-night stand. Not good for long-term relationships.
Sniper is probably aced out (cooler way of saying AroAce in my correct and humble opinion). He’s like super chill and stuff. Just doin his job, mate.
Demoman will probably explode you to death. Something something Demoknight penis innuendo squiggly lines ~~~~~.
Soldier is a FINE SPECIMEN OF A FREE AMERICAN PATRIOT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🤠🤠🤠🔫🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🗿🗿🗿💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🪙🪙🪙 and he would never beat his wife unless they would face eachother on the field of battle. You are probably a Medic if you pick him.
