June 2023

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mental-breakdown-machine:

this is my all time favourite post I’ve ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

ID: A reddit post in the subreddit "unpopular opinion" by user "NoahTheLevel" that reads: Having to call a judge "your honor" is so cringey and dumb "Your Honor*. I mean gimmie a fuckin' break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too? I've seriously seen courtrooms where they'll say "Sir" and the judge will be like "It's "Your Honor" young man!!" Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use "Sir" like everybody else. It's some LARPING I'd expect kids to do. "Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!" Shut up. EDIT: I'm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, y'all, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing. EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying "it's just a title, like Doctor!". Judges have a title like "Doctor" it's called "Judge" - Doctors don't expect us to call them "Thy Healer" or some crap like that. End ID.ALT