June 2024

chipper-smol:

If you had a dragon, what would be the ideal size for you?

TINY tiny. Able to fit in your palm. Barely bigger than a chicken egg

Cat. Able to snooze on your shoulders. Compact but can still take out eyes

Large Dog. Up to your hip when standing. Still able to come into the house

Horse. Where you can ride them. Imagine the purrs.

American Truck. The size where people REALLY wont want to fuck with you

Elephant. Yeah we’ve all wanted to get stuck under a giant snoozing dragon head

House. What do they eat? Doesn’t matter. Big Dragon.

Mansion. This is where the wing beats get REALLY LOUD

Suburban Mall. Fuck you big, territory. This thing eats landlords

A Mountain. You’re now deep in mythical territory

Planet. Uhmm

Bigger ???????

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