January 2024

lukadjo:

Had to steal, since reblogs were off.

agentleem:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

theautumnaldemon:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

theautumnaldemon:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

theautumnaldemon:

me: *draws a cool, fully-rendered peice* *gets 5 notes on it*

Also me: *draws a shitty drawing of a sleepy cat* *gets 86 fucking notes*

I WANNA SEEEEE I DIDN’T KNOW YOU DID THAT TAAAGGGGG MEEEE PLEEEAASSSEEEEEEE

^fully intended to be annoying

This fucking creature got more notes than my rendered art of Devi that took 2 days to draw

I WANNA SEE DEVI

I SAW THE KIMTY IT’S SO CUTE

This one


i Even used perspective

WTF THATS SO GOOD

HOW DID NO ONE SEE THIS THATS RIDICULOUS

MOOTS PLEASE LOOK AT THIS ART WITH ME

@agentldiddy @goblinofthelaboratory @magical-bear-dubin @lixorloveslicorice @the-thing-of-worms @a-random-mooshroom @be-gentle-with-littluns @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @asexualmisconduct

I see

I like it

captain-trash-cannot:

yeet-motherfucker:

persitentmanlyagitation:

orphanblaque:

chikxulub:

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

canon-gabriel-quotes:

mipexch:

dinner (?) plans

YAAAYYYYYYY(with effect)
YAAAYYYYYYY(no effect)

Transcript of audio (not the video) -

Gabriel: Machine, you have cleared your calendar tomorrow, correct? There’s this blood pit that I wish to go to- Uh, right. Sorry. Uh.

Dinner?

Tomorrow?

Me?

V1: YAAAYYY

Audio source

agentleem:

wheezethecheeze:

softandwigglybones:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

softandwigglybones:

softandwigglybones:

softandwigglybones:

Stinky boy

You don’t have that kind of power

(No pressure tags)

@agentldiddy @magical-bear-dubin @lixorloveslicorice @the-thing-of-worms @a-random-mooshroom @mersinia @be-gentle-with-littluns @aroace-wizard @ash-the-tiefling @f4y3w00d5 @asexualmisconduct @goblinofthelaboratory @Anyone else i missed!

See, you couldn’t add even a single note in the span of a whole 10 minutes

your hubris will be your downfall

I feel like I need to punish you for being rude to the moth

X-mutuals attack

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground @good-wizard2

animentality:

andromedamemes:

calebwittebane:

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

I like using brand names as generic terms, because they can lose their trademark and thus their power and brand recognition through genericization.

Examples of former trademarks that have now been genericized include Aspirin, Trampoline, and Escalator.

Examples of current trademarks at risk of genericization include Bandaid, Photoshop, and Frisbee. If we work together, we can take them down.

List of brands we’ve conquered. You can help by expanding this list.

lindleland:

f3mboyfucker:

c4liforniacation:

cock:

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

reblog to smack someone in the face with cock

hymnism:

chiluc:

heh… our shared mutual just reblogged that post from ME and not you. how does that make you feel

orfeolookback:

orfeolookback:

If you’re not from Argentina, please read this carefully

I have no words to describe the pain I feel. after 40 years of democracy, my country elected a party whose only goal is to be a colony once again, to sell the country to Elon Musk, to the USA and the UK, to have our sovereignty impugned and erased.

I remember the video of USAmerican congressists calling Argentina an “important asset for the United States”. I remember when we told all of you to be vigilant because this was gonna turn into a genocide.

Tomorrow, the Mega DNU (Decree of Necessity and Urgency) is going to overrule most of our constitutional rights, and yesterday the Omnibus Law was presented to congress, including measures that make it illegal to gather in public without permission (state of siege), and make it so that protest is a crime. We will have to pay for the bullets that kill us, and cops will have absolute legal immunity to hunt us.

Word for word, a dictatorship. Fascism.

We’ve already gone through this many times, but I want to see worldwide protests about this. I want the UN to intervene. I want the world to make noise.

What worries me is this is not an isolated case. With many genocides going on worldwide, if the world fails Argentina, this will be the blueprint for all of the world.

Make no mistake, what happens here will happen everywhere there’s natural resources and sovereignty. If not through overt genocide, through an extremely libertarian far right that wins elections by manipulating people, funded by Elon Musk. A second Operation Cóndor.

i know this, you know this, we all know they don’t care about us, but i wanna have hope!

callmebliss:

what-even-is-thiss:

jarmes:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Sometimes describing things to my grandparents is like. You ask. Hypothetically. What would happen if you put activated yeast in an airtight container. And my grandmother asks. What recipe is that for? And we’re like no this is a thought experiment. Maybe a real experiment. Perhaps we could seal tight the pressure cooker and just not plug it in to see what would happen. And then my grandfather asks what kind of bread we’re making. And we’re like no we’re thinking through a hypothetical experiment with an unplugged pressure cooker. And then my grandmother asks why you’d make bread in a pressure cooker. And we say no for the millionth time we’re just wondering what happens to yeast if you put it in an airtight container. Do you think they’d just run out of oxygen and die? We could probably look this up somewhere. And then they ask where we found this recipe and why it’s in a pressure cooker and we say no it’s not a recipe in fact what we’re considering could create botulism or something and then they ask what has botulism and we’re like there is no botulism we’re considering the possibility of it if we were to do this hypothetical experiment. And then they ask. What experiment? I thought this was a recipe. And then we say no it’s not a recipe we’re talking about performing bad science in our garage with yeast and a pressure cooker and then they ask why would you put yeast in a pressure cooker

This has nothing to do with their age by the way conversations with them have always gone like this

wait why does the recipe feature you putting yeast in a pressure cooker

So did you put yeast in the pressure cooker?

I’m kinda invested at this point

orfeolookback:

orfeolookback:

If you’re not from Argentina, please read this carefully

I have no words to describe the pain I feel. after 40 years of democracy, my country elected a party whose only goal is to be a colony once again, to sell the country to Elon Musk, to the USA and the UK, to have our sovereignty impugned and erased.

I remember the video of USAmerican congressists calling Argentina an “important asset for the United States”. I remember when we told all of you to be vigilant because this was gonna turn into a genocide.

Tomorrow, the Mega DNU (Decree of Necessity and Urgency) is going to overrule most of our constitutional rights, and yesterday the Omnibus Law was presented to congress, including measures that make it illegal to gather in public without permission (state of siege), and make it so that protest is a crime. We will have to pay for the bullets that kill us, and cops will have absolute legal immunity to hunt us.

Word for word, a dictatorship. Fascism.

We’ve already gone through this many times, but I want to see worldwide protests about this. I want the UN to intervene. I want the world to make noise.

What worries me is this is not an isolated case. With many genocides going on worldwide, if the world fails Argentina, this will be the blueprint for all of the world.

Make no mistake, what happens here will happen everywhere there’s natural resources and sovereignty. If not through overt genocide, through an extremely libertarian far right that wins elections by manipulating people, funded by Elon Musk. A second Operation Cóndor.

i know this, you know this, we all know they don’t care about us, but i wanna have hope!

tyramisu:

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

have you thought about trans women in a normal way today

do you communicate safety to your trans women friends.

when she gets upset do you lash back and isolate her, or do you talk normally and work your problems out.

does she have a double standard against her in your friend group? is she allowed to be loud and angry and express her emotions as much as everyone else? or is she told to be quiet and stop interrupting when everyone else does the same thing.

ask yourself these questions and call it out when you see it, cuz chances are nobody else will have her back when she’s got her back against the wall

reblog this version instead of leaving some comment about how you wanna fuck us please

allofmydarkblue:

🇵🇸🍉 Free Palestine 🍉🇵🇸

narrie:

jewishvoiceforpeace: This is what genocide looks like. These are the 2913 Palestinian children killed by the Israeli military this month, as of Thursday, October 26. As the Israeli airstrikes on Gaza intensify, we recognize with horror and grief that this death toll is already inaccurate.

We demand a ceasefire now to save lives. To stop a genocide. The Israeli military has already erased 47 entire Palestinian families from Gaza’s population registry; all members of the family, from all generations, are dead. This is loss beyond measure.

The U.S. is also responsible for this horror. 80% of the bombs that the Israeli military drops on Gaza, that are used to kill these children, are American-made. We are called to do everything we can to stop this genocide.

As we continue to demand a ceasefire and fight for a future where everyone is free and equal and safe, we refuse to forget these lives. We will always affirm that every life is precious.

Every single one of these deaths was preventable. When we say Never Again-for anyone, this is who we mean. Never Again is right now.

Source: Gaza Ministry of Health

narrie:

jewishvoiceforpeace: This is what genocide looks like. These are the 2913 Palestinian children killed by the Israeli military this month, as of Thursday, October 26. As the Israeli airstrikes on Gaza intensify, we recognize with horror and grief that this death toll is already inaccurate.

We demand a ceasefire now to save lives. To stop a genocide. The Israeli military has already erased 47 entire Palestinian families from Gaza’s population registry; all members of the family, from all generations, are dead. This is loss beyond measure.

The U.S. is also responsible for this horror. 80% of the bombs that the Israeli military drops on Gaza, that are used to kill these children, are American-made. We are called to do everything we can to stop this genocide.

As we continue to demand a ceasefire and fight for a future where everyone is free and equal and safe, we refuse to forget these lives. We will always affirm that every life is precious.

Every single one of these deaths was preventable. When we say Never Again-for anyone, this is who we mean. Never Again is right now.

Source: Gaza Ministry of Health

becomedog:

google drive of 100 posters for a free palestine

the-haiku-bot:

heckcareoxytwit:

An AU story of What If Black Cat got the Venom Symbiote.

  • Extreme Venomverse #2, 2023

An AU story

of What If Black Cat got the

Venom Symbiote.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

amwult:

mar64ds:

I hate when it’s implied making friends is easy, i don’t know where you guys are taking friendship lessons but i’m dying over here

On a scale of one to ten how important is this image (his name is Bean)

important-animal-images:

Hi Bean!

kosmogrl:

mevil:

sniffs you

heart-locket-musicboxless:

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

  1. Actual queer coding / metaphors (“Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person”)
  2. Vibes (“Link is genderless because I said so”)
  3. It’s funny (“Phoenix Wright is asexual because he’s the Ace Attorney”)

ackee:

“how dare you hide this in the tags” -> “you sir have won the internets”

“none of these words are in the bible” -> “thats enough internet for today”

“op check your carbon monoxide detector” -> “were you on drugs when you made this”

and so on and so forth

ironwoman359:

chirmartir:

Ch😁

before clicking unmute: oh i hope that this Sounds

after clicking unmute: oh it SOUNDS

soleta:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK

This group is amazing

Here’s the questions you need to answer to join and an excerpt from the rules

logarto:

soleta:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK

This group is amazing

Here’s the questions you need to answer to join and an excerpt from the rules

miradademujer-deactivated202402:

by Comicname

👍

hungwy:

I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority

talkwithtatsu:

It’s Gay Rights Gengar Friday

realpersonfacts:

god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

sundercr:

sourcreammachine:

Modern Agriculture Updates tweets: "Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?" an attached picture shows a rice paddy with extremely linear irrigation, with the water between patches of rice teeming with fishALT

Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

kaylasartwork:

I just realised I don’t ever think I posted this here. This was my first ever comic that kicked off my whole thing over on Reddit initially!! This happened at my old job when I was heading on a lunch break and got caught by a regular. Initially I thought this comic was gonna be a one and done thing but after getting so many positive comments (especially on my second comic) I stuck with it. God I can’t believe that’s it’s already been like 6 months since this post was made.

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

catchymemes:

anxietyproblem:

Every time.

miyoriia:

cledubs:

shoutout to the mutuals that i am scared to talk to bc they are really cool. love you guys

cerulity:

Cavetown - Boys Will Be Bugs vs. FREE.99 - TRANS RIOT MUSIC

agender-witchery:

agnoll:

agnoll:

firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

for the people saying this might be too difficult: idk about chrome but in firefox it just goes

> open settings

> search “hardware acceleration” and there should only be one result

> uncheck use recommended performance settings

> uncheck use hardware acceleration

done!

Since I’m looking at the comments and seeing a lot of people asking what hardware acceleration is and getting wildly incorrect answers, here you go. This is what hardware acceleration is. It’s not DRM, and it’s not placing a limit on memory usage (unless you have weird definitions for both “memory” and “placing a limit”).

This is what hardware acceleration is:

“Do you just have a graphic for this on hand at all times?”

Yes. For this precise reason.

anxietyproblem:

twingeminis:

sukimas:

i love the phrase “great post everyone. hit the showers” because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is

CORRECT

dragon-of-creation:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image

Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺

image

cr. 

milf-adjacent:

I refuse to reblog this from a blog supporting the people who support Israel’s genocidal actions. Liberals are NOT cool. They’re republicans who abuse social justice words.

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

A “sexual arms race” is a real thing and I find that amusing.

I wish it was so

A sexual evolutionary arms race happens when different sexes of a species have a different and conflicting optimal strategy for reproduction.

This leads to one of the sexes evolving a strategy to make the other sex more amenable, and the other sex evolves a strategy to avoid and overcome that strategy, and vice versa.

These strategies can be fucking wild after a while, creating extremely elaborate and bizarre sexual anatomy and behavior.

The most famous example is probably the duck’s corkscrew penis, evolved to navigate the corkscrew vagina.