July 2024

foone:

foone:

Social media sites need a button next to block that’s like “strike”.

It doesn’t do anything except add one to their number of strikes, which is a number only you can see.

Then when you see someone being annoying in some way, you can see if this is the first time you’ve seen them being annoying, or if it’s a pattern that repeats.

Cause often times people do stuff that’s not really block worthy on its own, but if they’ve done this before, I want to block em. But I can’t remember if they have before, because my brain doesn’t work. But computers are good at remembering things!

Actually it might be possible to add this in an extension without too much work. Maybe as part of xkit?

nozomimi01:

random messages i picked up from the orv wall, i love you all <3

check it out :) https://walloftext.co/fourth-wall

pissvortex:

This is crazy. I wonder if there’s some sort of historical basis for the rural landowners in America being wealthy reactionaries who just make other people do their work for them

chaogongoozles:

spongebobssquarepants:

Sharing this for everyone who stumbles on this post!! Please be safe y'all, def use gloves, mask, and make sure to have good ventilation! Always check the ingredients of your cleaning products before using them together! Please share this so more folks are aware, they literally don’t be teaching us important stuff like this to prepare for the Adult World™

thefloralmenace:

@astronomazed This is the flier. :)

42ds:

dowereallyneedthis:

queeranarchism:

rayvenreayes:

great-tweets:

Beware!

Avoid sci-hub too👀

From Ask for PDFs from People with Institutional Access

If you want to read an academic article that’s behind a paywall just email the author and ask politely if they will send you the article. Most academics will be thrilled that you want to read their work and will gladly send it to you.

PSA

moonsfavoritedaughter:

aropride:

shirt that says “i’m not high i just love saying insane sentences that don’t make sense”

ill need one of those

crocslederg:

crocslederg:

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

crplpunkklavier:

a long tweet thread from the mountain goats twitter account, from january 1, 2022. transcript:
so I was washing potatoes last night when I got excited
it was just one of those moments, you know. I was getting dinner together and I looked at the ingredients coming together on the counter
and I thought to myself, and said aloud, “Hell yes, I have three potatoes”
living with me means having to develop a robust tolerance for hearing a guy occasionally cry out aloud: saying, for example, “Hell yes, I have three potatoes”
but over and above my everyday state of excitement about the ten trillion small things that ease the path a little – colors, shades, sounds, flavors, sensations, moods, fleeting thoughts, moments of transcendence when you’re very lucky –ALT
I had one of those moments of gratitude to have food. and not just the food but a counter to prep it on and a stove for cooking
but it wasn’t just the food and the kitchen and the comforts of home, either
it was me standing at the stove in a house where I’m safe. got here on my own two feet. had a lot of help. plenty of points where I wouldn’t have bet on the outcome. now I have three potatoes, you know?
here’s the thing
some of you reading this are in houses where you’re not safe all the time, and I know itALT
some of you are day-to-day with any of a thousand different troubles and on any given day you feel like you might buckle
maybe you’ve felt like that a lot of times over the past couple years. A lot of people have. some people have felt that way who’d had some preparation, and some people have found themselves navigating scary, unfamiliar straits
but if you’re reading this right now you managed to make it work. maybe it doesn’t feel lik eit worked all that well, maybe you feel like you’re coasting across the goal line with no fuel at all left in the tank,
but here you are
here you are.ALT
having found some way to nourish yourself through it.
look at the calendar, look at the clock. you sustained yourself through this. maybe you got sick, maybe it was real bad. maybe some things got better and maybe they got worse. but give yourself the gift of a long look in the mirror
look at the person [words unintentionally left out] hard, uncertain times, in days of sickness everywhere, will see another year
that’s the person who will do it again, and to that person, over and over, I say, loud enough for the neighbors to hear,
Hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yesALT
from all of us here at Mountain Goats Central Command a thank you for seeing us through 2021. it was so good to see you in the flesh again. stay safe. trust yourselves. we will see one another through to safer times
this year’s New Year’s Eve thread is dedicated to that one guy who’s mad about people wishing one another happy new year: may he never know why people actually do it
and may the rest of us, collectively, defiantly, never forget it /threadALT

from 2 years ago, still hits. happy new year kids

maxstarfall:

carnelianfoxx:

Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

legoyuri:

yourpsychicadvisor:

yeahiwasintheshit:

yb-cringe:

happy new years! be a faggot!!!! thats an order! !

fredfugues:

cherubg1rl:

thecoramaria:

Fanfic readers trying to find another fic exactly like the last one they read:

Second breakfast meme format, in which two hobbits are asking a question that reads as follows: "We've had one cake, yes, but what about second cake?"ALT

i-say-ok:

sheepgirlbulge:

spaghettioverdose:

Reblog to save a duck

it makes me so happy that they list other things you can feed ducks. my go-to is seed but I might start giving my local friends some of these other things

ok. :)

:

vampsprite:

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

#decadesofhair

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

thelycanwitch:

l1terally-justawizard:

Observe my Dungeons and Dragons Prowess

look at it.

✨Dice Towers ✨

That’s right 30 dice towers, all together, in one place


you can applaud now

Ngl I thought that was 30 dildos

Im glad i wasnt the only person who had to look twice

porcelain-rob0t:

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you’ll be feeling the “hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃” and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

puirell:

feels like a good time to bring this back

the garfield you are not immune to propaganda meme, but with added text at the bottom that reads, "BUT NEITHER AM I, I AM ONLY POINTING THIS OUT SO WE CAN KEEP BEING VIGILANT ABOUT WHAT WE CONSUME AND NOT HAND-WAIVE [sic] AWAY CRITICISM. I THINK THIS IS ULTIMATELY A GROUP EFFORT AND WE SHOULD BE LESS DISMISSIVE & MORE DIDATIC [sic] ABOUT THIS." end of ID.ALT

curioscurio:

frostmantle:

curioscurio:

i’ll do it for sam

the more things change

blairwitchapologist:

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

ink-the-artist:

Sticky fan art

the Sticky War supersoldier is @snuwolf

krisispiss:

I was looking at a post on my blog on mobile and the reccomeded posts nearly made me spit out my water

bigfan1811:

browningtons:

I’m gonna queue this for 12am january 1st

communismlives:

skeezels:

chillyfeetsteak:

Chalk is squids road.

libraford:

One thing I urge adults to unlearn is the stigma surrounding forgetfulness.

Perfect memory retention is rare. A faulty memory can be the result a host of mental illnesses, from ADHD to PTSD. It’s not a sign that someone wasn’t listening. I have a friend that has a four year gap in her memory due to trauma. I have another with poor short term memory retention because that’s one of their autism symptoms.

Your brain can also trick you into misremembering things. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve remembered putting my keys somewhere and unearthed them in a completely different place. I have to remind myself what my birth date is because I said it wrong once and now the wrong date is in my memory forever. I have to come up with mnemonics for birthdays, anniversaries, and events because my brain doesn’t do numbers for some reason.

I see people bicker about forgetting a person’s favorite food or what their mothers favorite color. I think it’s important to forgive people who forget easily.

radiation:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

depsidase:

Elon finding the person who deserves power the least.

cherryflavoredbutch:

me: i accept and open myself up to the fact that in order to improve my life i will have to do things that are scary

me when the things are scary:

illusory-scripted:

schizopositivity:

Things I’d love for the Internet to leave in 2023:

• misusing the word “delusional” or saying “delulu”

• public freakout videos that are just someone displaying psychotic symptoms

• “I’m in your walls” and other paranoia triggering “jokes”

• schizoposting

• misusing the word “psychotic”

• baiting and triggering people online who are openly psychotic or displaying psychotic symptoms

• excluding schizo-spec and psychotic people from any neurodiversity/mental illness awareness

Let’s just all try to be better to schizo-spec and psychotic people. And hold others accountable as well.

also, for the love of God The ‘lolcow’-ing of schizo-spec and psychotic people needs to stop. stop following us around. stop taking photos of us. stop recording every symptom we have and just leave us alone, even if we’re involved with law enforcement or having public breakdowns. we’re people. just because we are schizophrenic and in public does not mean you have the right to take pictures or videos. leave us the fuck alone. taking photos or recording people without consent doesn’t make us 'go viral’ it makes you a fucking creep. this shit ruins people’s lives. have some respect.

lunaticcat009:

fake-mermaid:

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024

aropride:

mutual 1: just got engaged lol <3
#slash serious

mutual 2: i know its been 3 years but i cant stop thinking about bloingo’s arc in season 2 :(( my baby my baby youre my baby say it to me

mutual 3: This world is sweriously so fucking beautiful
#Just had a snickers bar. effervescent

mutual 4: https://open.spotify.com/track/2P5yIMu2DNeMXTyOANKS6k
#yeah…

mutual 5: [gerard way image]
#i miss her thighs i mean her music

mutual 6: [this post contains filtered content: blood, gore, guts, wound, nsfw]

mutual 7: if bloingo was a deer he would have chronic wasting disease

mutual 8: [responding to the most insane anon hate you’ve ever seen] they anon on my askbox til i block #fslur girl slay

mutual 9: Next person to Fuck with mutual 8 has To go through me….. I Will Protect You

mutual 10: get me OUT of the fucking midwest bro
#CANNOT take it anymore im srsly at my limit

mutual 11: [poll] should i get boba [yes] / [no] / [button for me]

mutual 12: i think i have a disorder

mutual 13: [rapidly reblogging gerard way images from 2010 with 6 notes]

mutual 14: dude i just got hit by a fucking car im not even joking im waiting for my uber to the hospital rn i think my legs are broken why does god hate me

mutual 15: JUST GOT MY NEUROSCIENCE PHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mutual 16: [this post contains filtered tags: #[fandom you hate but you love ur mutual so much anyway]]

mutual 17: [reblogging bloingo fanart at a rate previously thought physically impossible]

mutual 18: One of the guys in my head ate my fucking ham sandwich

electric-blue24:

supergrinch:

reblog to be eaten by this thing

i want to make a feather duster shaped like this

porcelain-rob0t:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WORD “slime” IS IN THE BIBLE

marxism-transgenderism:

I might as well be reading the gospels rn

westmeath:

kittenchomp:

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

identifying-cars-in-posts:

kerri-the-skunk:

gremmlingamer:

@identifying-cars-in-posts

wikipedia dot com

flork-of-cows-official:

claire’s

daystobestholliday:

There are 302 days until HALLOWEEN

fuzzywitchcollector:

sexboobomb:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

sending “?” to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

sending “!” to represent myself perking up w/ my ears/tail like a dog that just saw you grab the leash

This website gets me

neopoints:

neopoints:

I can’t fucking open this jar of pickles I’m taking it to planet fitness to see someone stronger than me can

mocndu:

had a moment of weakness

psych-is-the-name:

gay-david-tennant:

just dreamt i had a dream where i posted something along the line of ‘Neil Gaiman could just post a video of himself doing a forward roll and it would get notes’ which got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. then i woke up (in my dream), immediately went on tumblr and made a post about how i had that dream which once again got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. So now i woke up for real and immediately went on tumblr to post this because i really need to know what the fuck this means.

kaispeakshermind:

luccorvus:

sillymarillion-comics:

solepunk:

tiwaztyrsfist:

barduils:

gayarsonist:

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

WHAT

linndrum:

an “anthropology” is when a furry artist says they’re really sorry

jellyfishmakeoutparty:

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a small butterfly ray held in the open hands of a person ALT

a) a baybey!

a large butterfly ray on the ocean floor. darkness surrounds it. it stares at the camera ominously ALT

b) I know what you are.

cannibalcaprine2:

mlarayoukai:

Tweet that ruined my vocabulary when I see the word hamburger

the queen

beowulf22121:

my-turn-to-yearn:

simplystormie:

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said “hey look at me, just you and me” and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said “look.at.me.” and it made me a lil wet ngl

Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone

He has decided he’s gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little

Everyone’s a critic

Yeah we’ve been dating for a hot minute now and I know a lot more Fortnite dances tho so it turns out gamer IS sexually transmitted

Before you know it you’ll be playing Dungeons and Dragons and “roll to seduce” is going to be a “joke* you’re familiar with.