July 2024

eirian:

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

famouslysleepy:

flying-potato2:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

ALT

oh that’s good that’s clever

girlballs:

you have to make it homoerotic and weird

gummybard:

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

smash-or-pass-objects:

smash-or-pass-objects:

Smash or Pass: Ampersand

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This is statistically the most fuckable thing I’ve posted

ihavechangedthisname:

miraclemaya:

my new modern art piece called “idiot dies”. i trapped i guy in one way mirror glass box and we are gonna watch him die. and then while everyone is watching on like day four i just fill the room with acid killing everyone except the guy, and then i give him forty bucks.

@shittysawtraps

falsekingfrancis:

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words


ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

true-blue-straya:

official-new-zealand:

forever-scotland:

india-official:

Starting a reblog game for funsies.

Google your birthday + and florida news with the title of the 1st news article that shows up

I’ll start:

Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because ‘dinosaurs were chasing him’

To avoid getting in trouble, Jesse Pack left a note for police on his front door promising to turn himself in at Volusia Branch Jail.

@definitely-britain , @official-new-zealand , @wales-official , what’s yours?

Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chilli.

Florida man drug bust for cocaine and meth wrapped around penis


do Queensland man its way worse (don’t)

beadoesthings:

pilldent-san:

thexie-and-stars:

larahug:

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

SPREAD HIM

🫵🏻🫵🏻‼️ SPREAD

SPREAD THE BOY

fellshish:

Us in 50 years

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danger

mayfriend:

mayfriend:

randomslasher:

spaceshipoftheseus:

thedarkbutbeige:

ironbite4:

slartibartfastibast:

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

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i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

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curioscurio:

curioscurio:


What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

oc brainrot. is real

ihavechangedthisname:

pallidprincess:

heirtocragflame:

smash-or-pass-objects:

Smash or Pass: Ampersand

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Objectively one of the most fuckable punctuation marks

kind of a milf

Kinda sounds like that one weird chess move

radical-eirini-deactivated20210:

apparentlynow:

missed the best part!

Free Palestine! ✊🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

variousqueerthings:

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it’s one of our biggest issues.

bogleech:

afloweroutofstone:

If you’re living in Michigan, you should vote “uncommitted” in today’s Democratic presidential primary.

I think some people, especially those debating these issues from outside the U.S. or people who have just now reached voting age, are a little confused as to what “the primaries” actually are.

The primaries are used to determine who will go on to run for the presidency. Right now they’re how the Republicans will decide whether they send Trump or Haley to the final presidential election.

The democrats are so confident in Biden that barely anyone has contested him.

If you vote “uncommitted” in the primaries, it simply tells them that you want to vote, but you don’t like any of their candidates. It won’t make conservatives more likely to win the white house; it will just at the very least let Democrats know people are angry and dissatisfied.

staticstratosphere:

[Image ID: A question and answer on Quora as follows:]

Q: Why is it that when I put my hand on a radio antenna the signal gets stronger? 
A: You are actually becoming a part of the antenna! Your body conducts radio waves to a certain degree, so when you touch the antenna, you are adding the signals coming through your body to the signal picked up by the radio's antenna. Result = stronger signal! 

[End ID]ALT

I think… this is inherently homoerotic