July 2024

norfkid:

puppybong:

“5 amazon products you NEED” “pov: you bought a straw that ✨prevents wrinkles✨ (link in bio!)” “how i stay skinny as a working mom of 3 [straight up eating disorder behavior]” “refill my emotional support stanley cup with me” “POV: you’re a 23 year old tradwife boy mom😍” “i spent 2,800 dollars on a top! let’s style it!” “does anyone else’s husband do this😂😂😂 [the most insane example of weaponized incompetence anyone has ever seen]” What the fuck are you people talking about😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

darthmaulscatgirl:

dollsonmain:

bluerain3-deactivated20230129:

i love how this works no matter the result

beadyeyes:

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn’t have the words to call me out) tell me what… is the… dinosaurs name😑

hardcore-like-eezo:

bloodybellycomb:

Cookie clicker ass website

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

lockandkeyhyena:

lockandkeyhyena:

the booping is cute and all but lets not forget the violent transmisogyny and antiblackness of this site. ok

“thanks for ruining the joke, i bet you’re fun at parties” sorry for not wanting people to brush over staff’s shitty actions. especially on trans day of visibility

dragongirlpaws:

ankle-beez:

kung fu panda 4 is on track to make half a billion worldwide and dreamworks is celebrating by laying off its entire animation staff to save money on future films by outsourcing and crunching the few left so their next movie is done earlier and it can be submitted to film festivals. what a rewarding industry

fucking rip dreamworks then holy shit

rythyme:

rythyme:

an orange cat reaches its paw out to squish firmly into another orange cat's chest. the paw is labeled "boop" with purple text in the Tumblr font. the booped cat is squinting and recoiling in a funny way.ALT

me sowing

the same photo of cats as in the previous photo, but flipped to imply a role reversal. an orange cat reaches its paw out to squish firmly into another orange cat's chest. the paw is labeled "boop back" with blue text in the Tumblr font. the booped cat is squinting and recoiling in a funny way.ALT

me reaping

serialnumber002:

serialnumber002:

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

put those thigns away

hmmm-official:

hmmm

fixing-bad-posts:

A right-wing meme featuring a picture of Donald Trump. The text meme has been edited with modified text, so it now reads, "Everything was so much fucking worse under Trump // I'm Canadian but I cried tears of joy when Trump lost the election on Destiel Canon Day. Do not fucking 'boycott' voting, that's not how democracy works. There's not going to be a glorious revolution or societal collapse. You have to vote. Please fucking vote. Voting is damage control in your fucked up two party system. If you are American you need to vote!!!"ALT

please fucking vote

breaking-fixing-bad-posts:

fixing-bad-posts:

zero-braincells-left:

guys do you see my vision. am i onto something or no /j


hiiii @fixing-bad-posts i did the thing thank you for the permission. my shenanigans will likely continue

jesus fucking christ 👍

Wait is that me omg do I have fanart

breaking-fixing-bad-posts:

fixing-bad-posts:

breaking-fixing-bad-posts:

fixing-bad-posts:

breaking-fixing-bad-posts:

fixing-bad-posts:

A conservative meme, edited erasure-poetry style to read, "Don't have a gun? ok i believe in u". Beside the edited text: a girl stands, holding bouquet, which has been poorly edited into the photo for comedic effect.ALT

Don’t have a gun? ok i believe in u 🌼

Don’t i live in u?

Black text on white, screen-captured from the first reblog of this post. Original text read, "Don't i live in u?" It has now been edited, blackout-poetry style to read, "Do u?" ALT

Do u?

Do.

This is a screen capture of the previous reblog, edited whiteout-poetry style. The original reblog read, "Do." The edited text now reads, "o."  ALT

o.

.

fixing-bad-posts:

The Pokémon Sylveon: a blue, pink, and white mammalian creature. Next to Sylveon is text, which has been edited erasure-poetry style to read, "Sylveon says: men can have periods and get pregnant." The image is headed with a transgender pride flag. ALT
The Pokémon Sylveon. Next to Sylveon is text, which has been edited cut-up poetry style to read, "Some Men have vaginas. EXCEPTIONal." The image is headed with a transgender pride flag.ALT
The Pokémon Sylveon, now poorly edited to be eating a bowl of miso soup. Next to Sylveon is text, which has been edited erasure-poetry style to read, "Sylveon says: ily miso." The image is headed with a transgender pride flag. ALT

sylveon for trans rights and miso soup also

Submitted by @legateamelia

sketiana:

well i dont have a phd or anything but im friends with every cloud

brucebocchi:

tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

fixing-bad-posts:

A tumblr post, edited erasure-poetry style to read, "hitting a kid is bad."ALT

hitting a kid is bad.

fixing-bad-posts:

The Gravity Falls 'Woah. This is worthless!' meme, edited. In the first panel, Dipper from Gravity Falls holds a piece of paper which reads, "Your vote". He says, "Woah." In the second panel, his memetic response, "This is worthless", has been replaced with a large paragraph of text reading, "even though the world may feel hopeless and scary, i am going to cast this ballot anyway because abstaining in hope of a revolution is selfish, idiotic, and counterproductive! luckily, i understand that real activism means mobilizing others to attend protests, call local politicians, organize community aid groups, and vote! and that encouraging others to give up and do nothing is actively harmful and does not in fact absolve me of anything!"ALT

please make every effort to vote <3

fixing-bad-posts:

A tumblr text post, edited whiteout poetry style. Text reads, "transgender activists: we're the good guys :) we're the biggest ally to gay rights! // a lesbian: if it isn't too much trouble... i'd like to have u in my life. i want u // transgender activists: of course its alright".ALT

queer solidarity in action 👍🏻

irisbleufic:

Ember, Nicky, and Zel wish you all a happy Trans Day of Visibility!

starlitevening:

This is THE shipping dynamic and you can’t change my mind

fixing-bad-posts:

A right-wing poster, depicting a bird of prey wrestling a snake, framed by two machine guns, and a set of American flags. The text has been edited to read, "I am correct / I gay / I eat ass / If this offends you I don't care". ALT

I AM CORRECT
I GAY
I EAT ASS
IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
I DON’T CARE

fixing-bad-posts:

Marc Antony's funeral speech from Shakespeare's 'Julius Caesar'. It has been edited blackout-poetry style to read, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; Caesar, him staB / Here, under Brutus and the rest—Stab men—Brutus says Caesar die / And, sure. O! staB Caesar, I must."ALT

but in all seriousness, please watch my favourite performance of this monologue of all time

fixing-bad-posts:

A tumblr reply, edited erasure-poetry style using stripes of colour in the arrangement of the transgender pride flag. Resulting text reads, "Here. If you are a woman you a woman. If you are a man You DEFINE YOU and thats enough. Enjoy being you."ALT

You DEFINE YOU and thats enough.

poisonousquinzel:

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures EP 67 “Branching Out”

and the lil comedic genius herself

boop

fireladybuckley:

<3 <3

s-n-arly:

hatesaltrat:

chirmartir:


Ch👍

Reblog to save a life.

Self defense moment. These are good and valid ways to get out of restraints. I’m glad they made the video so I don’t have to. Study them enough to understand how they work so you can use them if you need them.

ndksbdjddbbd-deactivated2024101:

Tumblr notifications rn.

fairuzfan:

i’ll never forgive a single one of you zionists or zionist sympathizers. i pray for a day where you beg for forgiveness and you do not receive it.

alibonbonn:

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

soberscientistlife:

We are the only superpower that allows people to lose every dime that have or worse yet, let people die b/c they cannot afford health insurance.

iamrainbowbrite:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

help-my-ocs-breached-containment:

nerdgasrnz:

teratomarty:

dreamingofmotherhood93:

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

Reblogging for visibility

[Image Description: Text:
Medical Hack:
So, your doctor ordered a test or treatment and your insurance company denied it. That is a typical cost saving method.
Okay, here is what you do:

  1. Call the insurance company and tell them you want to speak with the “HIPPA Compliance/Privacy Officer” (By federal law, they have to have one)
  2. Then ask them for Names as well as Credentials of every person Accessing Your Record to make that decision of denial. By law you have a Right to that informantion.
  3. They will almost always Reverse the Decision very shortly rather than admit that the committee is made of low paid H.S. Graduates, looking at all “criteria words,” making the decision to deny your care. Even in the rare case it is made by medical personel, it is unlikely that it is made by a board cerified doctor in that specialty and they Do Not Want You to Know This!
  4. Any refusal should be reported to the U.S. Office of Civil Rights (OCR.gov) as a HIPPA violation.
    Description ends]

Reblogging for visibility!

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

bitegore:

thoughtportal:

we thought it would be easy

This is from @hellenhighwater!

Original post can be found here: https://hellenhighwater.tumblr.com/post/612678725528633344/i-had-a-new-flag-made-for-barntopia-because-its

Yeah, one of you weasels cropped the picture and it breached containment. This is in my dad’s barn–I made it for him years ago specifically in reference to the incredible number of projects that have started as “just a little thing” and have ended with a nuts-and-bolts restoration–and he’s now seeing it posted in his car groups on facebook, that’s how far out of hellsite circulation this has escaped. And now his car friends want me to make them flags too.

I really should have expected this.

For the record, this painting is also for my dad’s barn.

Actually, you know what, fuckit. It’s on redbubble now.

ms-demeanor:

Destiel breaking news meme; top caption under Castiel says "i love you" and instead of a bottom caption there is a cat paw reaching out and booping Dean's faceALT

iamrainbowbrite:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

help-my-ocs-breached-containment:

nerdgasrnz:

teratomarty:

dreamingofmotherhood93:

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

Reblogging for visibility

[Image Description: Text:
Medical Hack:
So, your doctor ordered a test or treatment and your insurance company denied it. That is a typical cost saving method.
Okay, here is what you do:

  1. Call the insurance company and tell them you want to speak with the “HIPPA Compliance/Privacy Officer” (By federal law, they have to have one)
  2. Then ask them for Names as well as Credentials of every person Accessing Your Record to make that decision of denial. By law you have a Right to that informantion.
  3. They will almost always Reverse the Decision very shortly rather than admit that the committee is made of low paid H.S. Graduates, looking at all “criteria words,” making the decision to deny your care. Even in the rare case it is made by medical personel, it is unlikely that it is made by a board cerified doctor in that specialty and they Do Not Want You to Know This!
  4. Any refusal should be reported to the U.S. Office of Civil Rights (OCR.gov) as a HIPPA violation.
    Description ends]

Reblogging for visibility!

headspace-hotel:

sirfrogsworth:

Is anyone else just… exhausted?

Everyone living in the USA needs to inform themselves about “crisis pregnancy centers.” They’re not legitimate medical facilities and typically only have a nurse on staff, if even that.

“Crisis pregnancy centers” are UNREGULATED organizations that present themselves like medical facilities and often offer medical advice and information, but they are staffed by volunteers many of whom are not medical professionals, typically funded by churches and pro-life orgs, and exist to convince people not to have abortions. They often give “patients” misinformation and lies about abortion, contraception, and pregnancy.

These organizations often take the place of legitimate medical facilities particularly in impoverished areas despite being essentially fake medical clinics that offer few services and that are not bound to ethical or sanitary guidelines of real clinics.

A “crisis pregnancy center” in Kentucky was recently in the news because a nurse who volunteered there found that trans-vaginal ultrasound probes were being sanitized using disinfectant that was both expired and totally ineffective against HPV, a common sexually transmitted infection, meaning the clinic could have given their clients STIs with their shitty unregulated sanitation practices.

My MOM visited one of these “centers” when she was pregnant with me (a planned and wanted pregnancy) because she didn’t know it was fake and unregulated!

People deserve real healthcare, not lies, randos dressed up in white coats, and disease-spreading, unsterilized equipment like it’s the 1700s.

lockandkeyhyena:

lockandkeyhyena:

the booping is cute and all but lets not forget the violent transmisogyny and antiblackness of this site. ok

“thanks for ruining the joke, i bet you’re fun at parties” sorry for not wanting people to brush over staff’s shitty actions. especially on trans day of visibility

mcnuggyy:

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

iamrainbowbrite:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

help-my-ocs-breached-containment:

nerdgasrnz:

teratomarty:

dreamingofmotherhood93:

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

Reblogging for visibility

[Image Description: Text:
Medical Hack:
So, your doctor ordered a test or treatment and your insurance company denied it. That is a typical cost saving method.
Okay, here is what you do:

  1. Call the insurance company and tell them you want to speak with the “HIPPA Compliance/Privacy Officer” (By federal law, they have to have one)
  2. Then ask them for Names as well as Credentials of every person Accessing Your Record to make that decision of denial. By law you have a Right to that informantion.
  3. They will almost always Reverse the Decision very shortly rather than admit that the committee is made of low paid H.S. Graduates, looking at all “criteria words,” making the decision to deny your care. Even in the rare case it is made by medical personel, it is unlikely that it is made by a board cerified doctor in that specialty and they Do Not Want You to Know This!
  4. Any refusal should be reported to the U.S. Office of Civil Rights (OCR.gov) as a HIPPA violation.
    Description ends]

Reblogging for visibility!

gaphic:

skullamity:

jellyfemmedyke:

jellyfemmedyke:

It’s apparently sexual assault to masturbate to the idea of someone without getting their permission first. I’ve been suddenly thrown back into 2015 Tumblr

I keep seeing people genuinely having this take and I am just…aghast is probably the right word? At the idea that if you want to jerk off while thinking about someone you need to have their permission. Do people genuinely not understand how much more invasive and unwanted bringing that question to someone would be?

In what world is thinking about someone while you masturbate without their permission sexual assault, but it’s fine if you approach someone who almost certainly does not want to know if you think about them like that, make that knowledge available to them, and then put making the decision on weather you are allowed to jerk off while thinking about them entirely on their shoulders? In what world is that second thing not a hundred times worse?

To be very clear:

✅ jerking off thinking about whoever you want, for any reason, without permission. Don’t tell them unless you are in a relationship with them and it seems like something they would like to hear! You are fine, you are not hurting anyone! This is nobody’s business but yours, period.

🚫 walking up to a platonic friend or acquaintance or co-worker and saying “hey I really want to jerk off while thinking of you, but it seems creepy to do that without your permission, so can you tell me it’s fine to do that?” This is sexual harassment no matter who you do this to, and if you are doing this to a co-worker this is grounds for you being fired. If you do this to someone who is working at their job, but you do not work there (like a barista or a waitress), do not be surprised if you get kicked out of that establishment for creep behavior! And if you do this to a friend or acquaintance or even a near-stranger, do not be surprised if they 1) never talk to you again, 2) warn mutual friends or acquaintances that you are a creep and/or 3) fucking deck you because you have just made the conversation awkward at best and fucking scary for them at worst, and they would be justified to rely on their fight or flight to get out of range of you.

I am begging you to think. Just think, for a second. You might off handedly agree with the statement “I wouldn’t want someone to jerk off while thinking about me without my permission” but if someone came up to you and asked you that, you would absolutely lose your shit in one direction or another.

Nobody wants this. Nobody should do this. If anyone, for any reason, jerks off while thinking about me and I haven’t made it clear to them beforehand that I would love to hear all about that? Then I don’t want to know about it. I hope they’re having fun, but I also hope they never tell me about it, or involve me in conversations about it to receive my permission to continue.

I don’t want this, and you, generic puriteen, don’t want this either. You just don’t.

They know it’s an insane, inappropriate question. They do not actually want you to ask your coworkers permission to put them in your spank bank.

They want you to stop fantasizing about people who aren’t already your romantic partner.

rhymewithrachel:

Here’s mine

eirian:

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

copperrust:

orange tumblr boop pawALT
white tumblr boop pawALT
black tumblr boop pawALT

also have the tumblr paws i took through inspect element for all ur silly purposes

eirian:

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

affricative–collective:

jellyfish-grave:

sirompp:

eater-of-the-sand:

sirompp:

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

can you please make one for Ireland

yeah okay

@anton-exe

ambassador-adair:

this whole mutual thing is overhyped on this site. want to send me an ask off anon? do it. want to tag me in a post? do it. follower, mutual, or just random person who stumbled across my blog: I crave interaction and literally do not mind.

chipper-smol:

deancodedinthewater:

deancodedinthewater:

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT’S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format

sweaty-confetti:

>be me

>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time

>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy

>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom

>curl up underneath the sink

>slowly calm down after anxiety attack

>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink

>wonder what it looks like

>turn around to see

>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker

>immediately go back into an anxiety attack