July 2024

b0nkcreat:

being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

nyanbinyuri:

kushblazer666:

itsbansheebitch:

This works for YouTubers as well lmao

fluffmugger:

tenaciouszombiearcher:

Knowledge is empowering

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

meg-moira:

heytatertot:

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

sacred-portal:

cute-pluto:

cute-pluto:

cute-pluto:

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

things that sure are.

things that are.

reasonandempathy:

patricia-taxxon:

deadpansasser:

patricia-taxxon:

patricia-taxxon:

be snobbish and thoughtful about all art indiscriminately

“it’s not that deep” you have no fucking clue how deep it is

I want to agree with this so bad, but

Like, ok, small thing big- that’s cool, fragile thing hard- weird and cool fine, childhood wonder and nostalgia- cool sure, but that’s all Jeff Koons does! Balloon dogs.

What am I missing?

This is going to sound cliche, but try and expand on what you’re feeling. Does it feature a nostalgic subject or does it actually manage to feel nostalgic? Does the ambiguous material provoke frustration in you? Do you want to touch it? You might be left cold, but that’s an entirely different well to fall down. Try and say the same thing again, but longer. Grab the feeling by its cheeks and pull them apart, look between the kerning of your text. Bullshit your way into it until you find something true. Look up the artist, look up his contemporaries, gain context, shade your opinions to give them depth and definition.

Note, my post didn’t say “All art is good.” Sometimes being snobbish and thoughtful means being critical, but good criticism is a form of respect. It’s a form of self-love, to give your base thoughts a body.

It’s also perfectly fine if a piece of art doesn’t speak to you. A lot of it just won’t, for whatever reason. It’s fine if a piece of art comes across as boring, or dull, or…just there.

Work can be technically demanding and still not “it” for you. Just don’t let the experience of “this one piece didn’t work for me” color your perspective of the artist, style, or medium.

dozydawn:

“A Palestinian woman working at an olive grove in Palestine.”

Photographed by Alan Gignoux.

danoriddler:

me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

dancerfelix:

genderkoolaid:

genderkoolaid:

i wish people didn’t make it seem like your options for medically transitioning as a nb/gq person are “do nothing” or “the binary opposite of whatever you started with”

#genuinely curious though: what are your other options?#there is no androgynizing hormone#it is just T or E#if you’re talking about surgeries you are correct though

There is no “third hormone” but there are ways of going on HRT that are not the typical binary way.

Microdosing, for one, as well as going on HRT for a certain amount of time before stopping, which can leave you with certain effects but not others, or effects to a lesser degree. There’s also a certain class of medications (SERMs I believe?) which are popular with NB/GQs who have a naturally T-dominant body, because they block some of the effects of estrogen like breast growth (there may be something similar with testosterone but if there is I can’t remember it).

You can take e without taking t blockers. You can use monoxidil for hair growth and not take t. You can take t and finasteride (which blocks dht and so prevents things like bottom growth and baldness). You can maybe use t cream (cream! not gel) applied locally to get bottom growth but less of the other effects of t. You can take t and get laser hair removal on your face if you dont like facial hair. You can get top surgery without taking t at all. You can get electrolysis and not do feminizing hrt at all.

neondreams2145:

lovelenivy:

mouse bites™

world-heritage-posts:

ckret2:

noirandchocolate:

prokopetz:

ch3f-vortivask:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Christmas fact: “fancy Santa” figurines are not artistic license, but rather, representations of Santa Claus’ rarely used “powered up” form.

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Pictured: Santa’s “Super Santa Level 2″ transformation

Is this the form he used in the Krampus arc?

No, Super Santa Level 2 wasn’t introduced until the King Grinch arc. He mostly relied on the Holiday Spirit technique when fighting Krampus:

(The Holiday Spirit technique was later retired due to the toll it took on his body, though it makes a brief reappearance during his battle with the Tooth Fairy in the 1997 OAV.)

I was blown away by the manga-only Cosmic Santa form he attained during the final battle with Jack Frost:

Seeing him tap into the Christmas wishes of all the world’s children to power up his Silver Jolly Happy Soul Rod Attack really made me tear up.

I’ve always wondered whether his Cosmic Form is REALLY all white or if that’s just because the manga’s black & white. Sure, there’s the cover of volume 17 that shows it as white, but it also shows Mrs. Claus’s ceremonial Christmas Eve gown as pure white when we KNOW that’s not true:

And the elves get a white variation of their uniform on that cover too? So I don’t think we can count the cover as strictly canon. I keep hoping we get an OVA remake of the Jack Frost arc that actually follows the manga so we can see Cosmic Form in action. Maybe if the fighting game sells well and shows there’s still an audience for classic manga?

world heritage post

fleshengine:

sweaty-confetti:

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

Hey this extends to bald guys and short guys. I see so much “men aren’t shamed for their bodies like women are” and while yeah it’s not the same, it still definitely happens.

fallahifag-deactivated20240722:

fallahifag-deactivated20240722:

zionists and israeli leaders can say shit like “anyone waving a Palestinian flag shouldn’t continue living on the face of the earth” and some of yall still out here discussing if “from the river to the sea” is antisemitic 😭😭😭😭😭

actual quote i did not make this up

is this not what you would call “a call for violence”???

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Panel 1: A mostly featureless person with dot eyes holding a book with one hand and illuminating it to read with the other. They have a small flame coming out of their pointer finger.
Panel 2: Two distant figures ride in opposite directions on hoverboards over a city scape.
Panel 3: A black bird standing on a branch talks with a person below.
Text: even though it sounds cooler than anything in the world I live in
Panel 4: Person with a cowboy hat looks at their phone. They're wearing earbuds that are plugged into the phone.ALT
Panel 1: Person with the cowboy hat reaches up to remove one earbud.
Panel 2: Person looks up from their phone, one earbud in hand.
Panel 3: Leaves scattering to the left on the ground.
Text: That's a really cool scraping sound
Panel 4: A perspective view of a large building with pillars. Viewer can see the underside of the roof as the building towers overhead.
Text: This is the biggest library I've ever seen
Panel 5: Close-up of a hand holding a phone. There is a highlighted route on the screen.
Text: How does my pone tell me the way home?ALT
The person with the cowboy hat sits at a bench at a bus stop with a little shelter. There is a tree next to them, and all over the curb and the road there are fallen leaves on the ground. The person is smiling and holding one earbud.
Text: Maybe there's a kind of magic in our world too
Watermark at the curb near the gutter: @yeehawpimALT

pocket-deer-boy:

honestly advertising is so fukcing wasteful not even just in the convincing you to buy shit you never actually wanted but like

how much electricity is wasted displaying ads that could’ve gone to keeping houses warm. How much paper is produced just to be turned into pamphlets and ads that will just be thrown away. how much internet bandwith is wasted just on the amount of ads that are on the internet nowadays. How many hours worth of labor went into producing ads that are going directly into my adblocker or my waste bin that could’ve been time spent doing literally ANYTHING useful?

staffs-secret-blog:

I think a lot of us choose to believe tumblr eats asks so we don’t have to think that people don’t want to answer them

taffywabbit:

spacepunksupreme:

spacepunksupreme:

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

@neonicclover your tag gave me a chuckle because if I was a sensible digital artist you would be right, but Im actually an insane traditional artist who is too used to working without layers, so no. There was never a version with just the F because I did the removing of the original text and addition of my own text all directly onto the original frame layers.

HOWEVER. There is this version that I made by accident which does a bounce loop right before the text appears

F

oh hey hope i’m not derailing from this very good post but check out this emote i made for my old roommate groupchat after we marathoned the spy kids trilogy a few years ago

get flooped on!!!!

alaric-greyson:

lavenderstream:

I know her tumblr would be fire

One of my sister’s friends posted something about her attic being creepy and it ended up getting 50k notes as everyone argued about why it was creepy, whether it was real, and if it was actually just perfectly reasonable.

Candace would have dozens of posts like that with her describing some crazy shenanigans of her brothers and a couple weirdly out of focus pics attached.

They’d blow up initially with people scoffing about how dumb it is but then someone pipes up with “oh yeah the rocket race around the world was crazy when they came through our town”. And suddenly other people are adding their own photos or reblogs.

Sadly when Candice thinks she has proof and shows her mom, Tumblr’s search function tells her they can’t find any records of her own post.

assaultmystic-archive:

assaultmystic-archive:

you arent going to be capable of any meaningful kind of solidarity with anyone if your response to new perspectives or information is to pretend you already knew.

if you cant say things like “i hadnt thought about it that way” or “thats a good point” (or even, god forbid “thanks for checking me on that”) when theyre appropriate, consider whether youre actually interested in developing your understanding or if youre just invested in your political self image.

(also people generally can tell if ur lying and its embarrassing + failure to admit fault will make you profoundly spiritually brittle btw)

valtsv:

valtsv:

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone’s identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what’s under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it’s knocked off and they’re in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they “really” look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you’re protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

and needless to say. the mask stays on during sex.

heritageposts:

sayruq:

Yemenis have made their position very clear

[Twitter screenshot]

Joe Biden / @JoeBiden

As President, I will use military power responsibly and as a last resort. We will not go back to forever wars in the Middle East. #DemDebateALT

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redwingedwhump:

tldsurvival:

weirdponytail:

first-son-of-finwe:

Because it’s happened to us on a trek, if you see abandoned clothes, stop and search for anyone nearby. Late-stage hypotherima causes a thing called paradoxical undressing where the person feels too hot and starts taking their clothes off.

for a little bit of an order for this if it isn’t obvious: Take any wet clothes off (including sweaty clothes!! underlayers can become soaked with sweat while working in the cold and lead to hypothermia later) BEFORE you wrap the person in warm dry blankets/clothing. 

Also I cannot stress the ‘do not rub’ thing enough. If you have a frozen steak, let it thaw a little bit and then give it a good rub. Take a peek at it via a hand lens. You’ll see tons of little cuts/gashes. That’s from the ice crystals cutting into the flesh. NEVER rub the skin of a hypothermia/extreme cold exposed person to warm them up unless you want the same damn thing happening to their flesh.

Don’t warm the extremities (hands/feet) too quickly. Not only would it be extremely painful, but the vessels in said extremities opening too quickly can lead to shock (part of the direct heat issue).

This deserves another reblog

For writers, AND real life, as places get VERY cold with limited heating being allowed to the people…

Stay DRY, stay warm.

possibly-a-secunit:

fuck it we ball

sinopia:

Unfortunately, my friend Eddie’s situation has continued to deteriorate rapidly and he is now facing eviction. So I’m giving Eddie’s GoFundMe campaign another bump: https://gofund.me/e5e0a610.

Eddie is a talented artist (you can see an example of his work on the GoFundMe) and a kind person who’s taken responsibility for pets his former housemates have abandoned despite his own difficult situation. It’s been heartbreaking to watch him struggle for more than a year to survive against the odds while people in his area have stolen parts off of his car, vandalized his property with homophobic slurs, and even broken into his home and garden on more than one occasion.

If you’re able to make even a small donation of $5 or $20, or to share Eddie’s GoFundMe campaign with your networks, I would be incredibly grateful for your support in helping him to move to a more tolerant area where he can live in safety. Thank you to anyone who read this far. ♥️

accidentalslayer-deactivated202:

sgt-shivers:

jofiah:

ap0fenia-deactivated20240917:

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wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

supreme-leader-stoat:

horizon-penblade:

libertineangel:

samshine-and-lollipops:

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

kemafili:

kemafili:

Breaking bad themed taco stand close to my house

I never walk past this street but today I did and I could finally share this with you guys

whatbigotspost:

queersatanic:

queersatanic:

aleatoryw:

chazymandias:

kittykatninja321:

My hypothesis is that in like 10 years gen z is gonna have a big cult boom the way the boomers did in the 70s

It’s already happening on tik tok. There’s a fun new thing going round that’s citing common symptoms of depression and anxiety as signs you’re about to have your awakening and that you are actually an alien and the reason you don’t feel right is because you’re home sick for your own galaxy. So that’s fun.

agreed, and i don’t mean this in a “haha gen z is so dumb they’re gonna join a tiktok cult lmao” i mean that conditions are perfect for the formation of cults right now.

  • high unemployment and a lot of underpaying, pointless jobs = people are looking for things to do with their life, a purpose
  • skyrocketing cost of living = most young people will not be able to live on their own, meaning some will end up in a group living situation with people interested in recruiting them
  • it’s a time of great cultural and political upheaval, nothing feels real, people are desperate for meaning and human connection. cults promise that
  • there is a new wave of acceptance and understanding for ways of life outside the norm, which is great! …except for when cult leaders tell you abusive and controlling practices are just their culture, their religion, their lifestyle, their beliefs, their tradition, and if you disrespect it you are the problem
  • social media influencers have already shown us how easy it is to build a cult of personality and attract people from anywhere in the world who are interested in the exact brand you are selling
  • spirtuality is having a boom, as are things like astrology, crystals, tarot, meditation, energy… those things aren’t bad on their own but they are often used as tools of cult spaces
  • wellness. i think a lot of people are already in wellness cults. you can make people do a lot of things in the name of “wellness” and a big factor of maintaining a cult is keeping members in a state of decreased cognition….. like say, with regular fasting
  • i think people are just unaware in general of how cults function, especially because the satanic panic was a big stupid false alarm that convinced the youths that dungeons and dragons or doom were gateways to cults, which are scary evil child murdering, satan-worshipping gangs. people don’t know how to spot them in real life.

[ID:  Spongebob wrestling meme format. Buff Patrick labeled “predatory cult” flexes and growls in a wrestling ring at a stern, buff Spongebob labeled “my intelligence”. In his corner Mr Crabs is labeled “my education”. Final panel shows Patrick and whistling Spongebob walking out hand-in-hand, both labeled “rationalizing why this isn’t really a cult” /ID]

(This is actually more relevant here than standalone.) 

Our popular media has tended to portray people in cults as ignorant or as losers when that’s really not how they work. Cults don’t want dead weight they have to support; they want talented, clever, energetic people they can exploit to siphon wealth and labor out of.

Some are religious, but some are political. You find yourself moving into a house full of Maoist revolutionaries because capitalism really is that awful and ecological collapse is imminent—but for some reason, the leader of the self-crit sessions is also the person everyone else in the house is in a polyamorous relationship with, and they can’t see anyone else outside of the house without her approval. Or you need a little extra money and you get told you’d be so good at selling Keto products. You’re a natural, and after you get through these first tough months, the leg under you will be developed enough you only have to work if you wanna hit bigger goals. Etc.

Loneliness, a lack of purpose, and desperation all make you susceptible to cults no matter how smart you are. In fact, your very clever brain is also extremely capable of redirecting your thoughts away from realizing you’re being exploited and abused because, after all, you’re not some idiot, are you? 

We’ve got a ton of very clever young people fully aware that they’re going to have to suffer through decisions of the selfish dead, and they’re going to crave salvation of all different kinds because the future is going to suck, and it won’t have been their fault, and they won’t be able to do anything to stop it. 

You may be thinking still “I’m not one of those WEAK MINDED FOOLS who would join a cult” let me remind you that there’s no one type of person who joins cults. But lots of people who join cults do so when their life is in some kind of crisis and they are extremely vulnerable, seeking a place to belong or escape.

Right now, I have a place to belong and I’m happy and I am hyper vigilant about high control environments and I probably wouldn’t join a cult…but if I had recently lost my job? My partner passed away? If a handful of my friends who function as family left Texas? If my house burned down? If I began struggling with addiction? If I became very ill? Who knows what I would do if just the wrong kind of predatory group bumped into my life at just the wrong time?

All cults start with some level of reasonable introduction. The whole boiling frog metaphor…none of us are as bulletproof to social manipulation and control as we may wish we are. Our circumstances impact us greatly.

I very much think we are not only going to but are already seeing modern cults in a big way. And it’s interesting how many of them are led by women. Gwen Shamblin Lara. Teal Swan. Mother God.

dreamduality:

he has committed more crimes than satan

pyomorphic:

xantchaslegacy:






reimenaashelyee:

reimenaashelyee:

Campaign to make The God of Arepo an award winning work and win a literal brick as a trophy for the authors and for Tumblr community as a whole (SUCCEEDED!!!! Update below)

Doodle of our farmer Arepo holding up a brick and flower next to the cover of The God of Arepo.ALT

As the artist for one of The God of Arepo comics, my version is up for consideration for the Ignatz Awards for Outstanding Online Comic.

OUTSTANDING ONLINE COMIC

    Growing Up and Getting Out, Lonnie Comics [published on Webtoon, Tapas, Patreon]
    The God of Arepo, Reimena Yee [originally published on Tumblr]
    whale fall, Mara Ramirez [published on smoke and mold, issue 8]
    Adversary, Blue Delliquanti [digitally published as part of ShortBox Comics Fair 2022]
    Trans Classic Movies, Jett Allen [ongoing series on INTO]
ALT

For those of you who don’t know the Ignatz is one of the highest industry awards that “recognize outstanding achievements in comics and cartooning by small press creators or creator-owned projects published by larger publishers”.

The thing is, winning the award means winning an actual literal brick. Because the mascot is a brick-throwing mouse. So they have to make a bit where the trophy is a brick. Like. Look.

Just a bunch of red bricks on a wooden stand.ALT

For a long time I thought it was just plain bricks they were handing out, but my friend who won a couple of bricks two years ago had theirs stamped (I saw the bricks in person at their house). So now I am obsessed with the idea of The God of Arepo winning an Ignatz trophy. It will have the honours stamped. On a freaking brick. That’s the most Tumblr level meme trophy this comic/story could win (which is also a legit high honour industry award on its own btw don’t get me wrong).

But wilder than that, the brick allows me to do something. It allows me to smash that break into 5 pieces and ship one of each to the authors plus myself. Writing Prompts, sadoeuphemist, ciiriianan, stu-pot and me will get a piece of clay in recognition for our work with the farmer who built a temple out of stone. The full circle moment.

Illustrated example using stock images of a hammer smashing a brick. The brick is sectioned into 5 pieces with red lines.ALT

Imagine the value of this win to the lore of this Tumblr sacred text/folklore. This brick will be smashed and given to the creators, but as a collective folklore, it’s also dedicated to all of us on this hellsite too. AWARD WINNING. If The God of Arepo wins I will document the entire process of smashing that brick here.

But we have to make this happen. We need to gather our collective energy and make this campaign work.

Please help make The God of Arepo an award-winning story and vote for it in the Outstanding Online Comic category (link). You will need to request a ballot, then submit your vote. I recommend checking out the other nominated comics too. The Ignatz really shortlists good stuff.

The voting closes September 8 2023 .

LET’S GET THE GOD OF AREPO A BRICK FOR HIS TEMPLE!! LET’S GO!!!! REBLOGS HELP T
OO!!

Arepo proudly holding up a glowing brick as all of Tumblr (represented by the default anonymous avatars) cheers. Text: The God of Arepo is now an award winning Tumblr folklore. Thanks everyone we did it!"ALT

THE GOD OF AREPO IS NOW AN AWARD-WINNING TUMBLR FOLKLORE!!!!!

WE GOT THE BRICK! WE ARE GETTING ARCHIVED INTO THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS!!! Hell yeah!! Making Tumblr history!!

I have a pretty strong idea now for how I want to smash up the brick and divide between us creators: the TL;DR is that I’m going to use the smallest pieces to build a cairn inside a pseudo-terrarium award stand. (x5)

Follow me if you want to witness the brick smashing and terrarium constructing.

But omg thank you everyone!! I had no idea if this campaign would work. I’m so honoured to be able to contribute this opportunity for everyone. :,)

@sadoeuphemist @writing-prompt-s @sameenbyhat @stu-pot

la-mancha-screwjob:

human-south-of-north-pole:

eethend:

catgirldelinquent-deactivated20:

sonicdjam:

FUCK

-1 notesALT

the-haiku-bot:

imaveryevilenby:

imaveryevilenby:

slowly realizing that the teacher I respected most in the world is an ecofascist or at least has that ideology and oh boy did that influence shit I didn’t realize

humanity is good actually thanks

hey guys form your own opinions on shit and constantly evaluate what you believe in, cause you can unintentionally internalize shit you don’t wanna

you’re not immune to propaganda and it can come from everywhere

you’re not immune to

propaganda and it can

come from everywhere

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bookslutskye:

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

z00drax:

onemillionwordsofcrap:

lisanees:

gauntletqueen:

everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here

Just gonna add her doing it on their podcast

skelewife:

i don’t know if tumblr has seen this yet but this is honest to god my favorite video

robin-the-robo:

avoidantknife:

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

amirrorcalledthemoon:

catasters:

b0nkcreat:

being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

missinglaterals:

Simple cartoon doodle of two wizards titled "Sun and Moon Wizard". Moon Wizard has purple skin and a light blue robe and hat and grey hair. His beard and hat give his profile the silhouette of a crescent moon. He also has a staff in the shape of the moon at the end. Sun wizard next to him has a bright yellow face with blue feet, hands, hat and orange facial hair. He wears a red rob  gradating to yellow at the feet of the rob.  He smiles and wields a staff with a little sun at the end.ALT
Simple cartoon doodle of two wizards titled "Puppy Love Wizard and the Nycromancer". Puppy Love wizard is round and wears shades of pink.  He has a white fluffy beard, a nose in the shape of a heart (or dogs nose) wearing a robe with a pink heart pattern. He also wears a long cone shaped wizard hat with flaps at the sides to resemble floppy ears of a dog. He smiles kicking a foot in the air as he lifts his staff which bends into a heart at the end.
The Nyacromancer is shades of grey and has a black cat familiar next to him. His eyes are crossed out with X's. He wears a beard and cat ears replacing the wizards hat but the rest of his body is all bones. He also has a cat tail which is also just bone. He wears a grey robe with a pattern on it to resemble a skeleton. within the ribcage of the robes design is a coffin with an upside down heart in it crossed out with an X.ALT
A purple wizard with long white fluffy hair and beard sleeping on a cloud as a pillow. He wears a simple purple robe and a saggy cone hat. The end of his staff which he snuggling with bends into a Z at the end.
The second wizard is called "the snizard". He is various shades of green. His beard, hair, hat, curl at the end like that of a snails. His Dark Green Robe drags on the ground and behind is is a trail of slime. He wields a wooden staff but a snail's shell is stuck on at the end.ALT
Simple cartoon doodle of the lightning wizard He is bright yellow his, beard and hat blending into his face. His nose and eyebrows are the shape of lighting bolts. He wears a long orange robe. He wields his staff up high in one hand and lighting shoots from it to his other hand. He winks and gives off a mischievous little smile.ALT
Simple cartoon doodle of the lumberjack wizard. He has a cartoonishly large frame with a small head, small little hands and feet. His robe is all an orange plaid. He wears a cone hat with ear flaps at the sides like a trappers hat and of the same paid. His beard is a light brown and blends into his face. His boots are red. In his hand he carries his staff which is just a red axe.ALT
Simple cartoon doodle of the Mer Wizard? Fish Wizard? Sea Wizard? Who ever he is he is various shades of teal. His facial hair is shaped like fish gills. At the and of his cone hat (which is also part of his body), his braid like hair appendage, and beard are little flippers like that of the end of fish tails. He wears dark gloves and has flipper feet. He has a bright teal robe with light teal accents that almost resemble pockets and or also gills. He wields his staff which looks like a trident.ALT

Wizard Speciation

nordarknessdimsthesky:

A linguistic analysis of tumblr hyperbole in the tags

This post expands my previous analysis of hyperbolic reactions to cluster tags by themes. There were too many themes, some of them overlapping, to create a cohesive graph. Instead, I present several overarching themes from a data set of 50 tags observed and documented in various corners of tumblr.

1. Feeling Normal™️

Tags within this cluster profess Normal feelings (read: extreme excitement, enthusiasm, obsession, derangement, etc.).

#mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I’m so normal about it teehee
#absolutely not rending my clothing #feeling very normal and not feral at all
#i will simply never recover #gif sets sent to personally destroy me
#i can’t cope #the eyes #i’m a puddle
#i am INCONSOLABLE #i am DISTRAUGHT
#IM NOT OKKAAAAAAYYYYYY
#FEELING TOTALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NORMAL

2. Feralness

The following data points conjure animalistic behavior. There’s a non-zero amount of biting and chewing involved.

#chomping biting barking
#biting my arms off
#rattling my cage
#[incoherent biting noises]
#chewing glass
#chewing through wood
#*shaking the bars of my enclosure* HELLO!!!!!!!!
#climbing the walls
#biting gnawing chewing
#im gonna rip off my front door and eat it

3. Noisy Emotional Outbursts

These tags encompass crying, screaming, yelling, and other loud reactions.

# shaking sobbing crying
#SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL
#*no thoughts only wailing*
#i am SOBBING
#IM CRYING LIKE A BITCH
#*just fucking yelling*
#S C R E A M
#screeching into a pillow
#brb sobbing for 5-7 business years

4. Throwing

All of these tags except the last one involve being thrown instead of throwing things. I, personally, am entertained by the range of places/situations people are throwing themselves into.

#i am going to THROW MYSELF into the SEA
#hurl me into the sea
#hurl me into the sun
#trebuchet me into the sun
#hurl me straight at europa
#vent me out of an airlock
#slam me against a wall
#put me in a box and throw me down the stairs
#throwing myself into traffic you know?
#just defenestrate me already
#defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass
#i’m going to start tossing furniture

5. Bodily Harm

There’s a good deal of overlap with the previous theme. Nearly all of the tags involving throwing would result in varying degrees of bodily harm. Here are the tags outside of the Throwing subgroup.  

#im going to throw upppppp
#tearing my hair out
#banging my head against the wall
#SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL
#biting my arms off
#microwaving myself
#crumple me up and microwave me

6. Absurdism

My personal favorite cluster. The imagery conjured and resulting comedic hyperbole is just [chef’s kiss].

#im gonna rip off my front door and eat it
#crumple me up and microwave me
#put me in a box and throw me down the stairs
#defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass

7. Keysmashes

These tags center less around meaning and more around style, so they form the last group. A handful of these could fall under Noisy Emotional Outbursts because they represent reaction noises. In my linguistic judgment, keysmashing increases the hyperbole – consider augh versus aughfhghghghhh – the latter reads as prolonged and more intense emotionally.

#aghdjakgsjadhjaka *
#hrhrhrhgnnnghhhhh
#aughfhghghghhh
#mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I’m so normal about it teehee
#waughfhghghh
#oughhhhghghhh

*one digression in a friend discord server was how people interpret keysmashes in their minds. Some hear the first couple letters and then some sputtering, others hear static. It’s a common joke that you need a minor in linguistics to understand conversations in this friend group. Such is the nature of things when the chaos linguist energy is strong.

anarchocolate:

craymor1:

vague-humanoid:

the one campaign promise he lived up to, “nothing, fundamentally, will change”

he failed even at that, before his term US inconditional support for israel was a given and absolutely not in question, now most of the US population is against it, which is quite a fundamental change