June 2024

mattibee:

mattibee:

You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I’m doing that to cute transgenders on this website

bug 2 bug communication……… :3

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

peanotbotter:

pobopolybius:

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

HAPPY TEN YEARS OF THOSE ARE HIS HOOVES YOU BITCH

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toskarin:

[company logos finish displaying, fade in from black with a taiko hit]

Please adjust the Kinsey Scale until the character on the left is just barely fuckable.

boag:

bongjoonheaux:

guooey:

Hehe :)

frogmoss1:

highdensityrabbitsituation:

localairport:

Slop

Photo of an LED sign inside a bus. The sign is supposed to read "stop requested," but because some of the LEDs are not working it looks like it reads "slop requested"ALT

valtsv:

he would not fucking wear that but let’s indulge

yokowan:

yokowan:

im……..dogy

wag it faggot wednesday

hesitantalien2014:

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

bread–quest:

we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN’T do honestly. she’s autistic. she’s silly. she’s sad and little. she’s an overworked i. t. guy. she’s a saturday morning cartoon villain. she’s aroace. she’s gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she’s both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people’s worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she’s hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she’s nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn’t want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she’s like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she’s green and her hair is a triangle literally what can’t she do.

meepmoopmaap:

lost-estradiographer:

arsonarena:

mx-m29:

nugget-gender:

homonculus-posting:

saturn-rowlf:

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

clock teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Times New Roman

Poetry teacher: i want this poem in 12 point font Rhymes New Roman

Loose change teaser: I want this essay in 12 point font Dimes New Roman

storieldraw:

to be a small kitten in the pines 🌲

themetaldude:

noartnowritingsorry:

image

Oh no…

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

perfect new meme template just dropped

example usage

wait I’m not done

bun0nthemoon:

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213:

beemovieerotica:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

elierlick:

The brain does not magically mature at 25. Actual neuroscientists note some 8-year-olds even have a greater “maturation index” than 25-year-olds. The myth misunderstands basic neuroscience but is still used for anti-trans policymaking like the Cass Report. https://slate.com/technology/2022/11/brain-development-25-year-old-mature-myth.html

oneheadtoanother:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

not “I hate it here” as in “I want to leave” but “I hate it here” as in “this is a list of the 50 counties in the whole united states with the lowest life expectancy and Kentucky is 14 of them”

this was jumping off from recent kentuckyposting, but if you’re american this list should radicalize you. It’s just a parade of the evils of this nation

The US county with the lowest average life expectancy (as of 2014) is Oglala Lakota County, South Dakota. It is a Native American reservation with a 92.9% Native American population. The average life expectancy there is 66.81 years.

If it were a country, it would rank below 150th in worldwide average life expectancy.

The second county on the list is Union County, Florida, at 67.57 years. It has a high prison population—one-third of the county’s population is incarcerated.

The list is dominated from there on by Native American reservations, counties in Mississippi with a 70%+ Black population, and Eastern Kentucky and West Virginia coal country.

devnaut:

the-big-mood:

beesmygod:

tried making red bean bao buns! they are sooo misshapen but taste p good

sanguine-squid:

“what do you do to contribute to society” i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol…. 5 people on there like them…….

sleepycatmama:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

There is precedent

“Detroit-style pizza was originally baked in rectangular steel trays designed for use as automotive drip pans or to hold small industrial parts in factories.”


noneuclideangarf:

beesmygod:

the talk about art as something divine and mystical runs completely counter to reality: anyone can do it if they wanted to. its not a super power, its a skill. like handling a knife or power tools. anyone can do it.

this is a better conception of it and does more to properly value the creation art as a skill.

If you consider art to be the work of “genius” or “the divine” you inherently assume that the work involved in making art is inconsequential. as art is then viewed as something that happened via magic as opposed to something that happened through effort.

elvenmother:

anexperimentallife:

I work in gaming and do this all the time. I learnt long ago that no matter what games I name, when a guy demands I name what I’m playing, that they will shit on them.

So now I just make shit up when they try to “catch me out” and listen as they list how wrong I am and all the things wrong with something that doesn’t even exist. It’s a wonderful hobby and I heartily recommend it.

andmaybegayer:

happyheidi:

Black Bengal cats exist im crying! x

hold kitten gentle like submachine gun

important-animal-images:

transmechanicus:

Anyway for those of you not enmeshed with tumblr’s transgender mycelial network, or otherwise on its periphery, basically every damn day of pride month another couple trans bloggers have gotten wiped, regardless of blog content, following, blog age, anything, and it shows no sign of slowing. In general it seems to be hitting transfems more liberally, but transmasc and nonbinary friends of mine have also been wiped for their steadfast solidarity or Just Cause. There’s also been an uptick in posts being almost immediately marked mature by community tags for no discernible reason beyond “Posting While Trans”. This is a time to stick together like goddamn epoxy resin. Vocally defend and support each other. Block and ignore any wretched cunt spreading callouts or stirring up shit. Make sure you have a way to talk to your friends beyond this site. Don’t buy badges, don’t blaze, cold shoulder the fuck out of mod blogs, and give voice to your discontent.

Bite the hand🖤

arkham:

louieferric:

Kidding (2018)

This is called

Shaynas Sequence

a lot of people are tagging this with “film” and “movies” or talking about the magic of moviemaking but i really want to point out that Kidding is a TV show.

i feel it’s important to make this distinction because there’s a common (sometimes subconscious) thought that TV is a lesser form of digital art compared to film, but television, especially recently, has been phenomenal and it deserves proper credit as a storytelling medium, as well as a craft just as capable of amazing work like this

stockpilingantihistamines:

lloonlloon:

hitmewithcute:

Am I the good boy? Really??

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

atomic-lullaby:

imagine tumblr for monsters thatd be insane

🧟‍♂️ notabrain-eater Follow

ok i’m gonna be real. “maggots in the brain” is a very clearly anti-zombie insult. its directly implying that undead who have rotten brains are stupid, which is not true. some of us are even scientists. there are zonbies at NASA!!! we’re not stupid.

👻 booberyconsumer Follow

be real lmao its not “anti zombie” its literally just a joke.

🧛‍♂️ dickandballtorture Follow

It literally directly stems from the idea that all zombies have maggots in their brains. How could it not be anti-zombie?

🦇 flapping-off Follow

guys boobery is a werf lmao dont waste time arguing w/ werephobes

🧄 steakinmyheart Follow

controversial take but o- blood is Bad.

🐺 giveadogabone Follow

i love talking to humans who menstruate its like yeah haha i hate the “cycle” its so bloody and annoying and they think i mean a menstrual cycle but actually i mean the Moon Cycle

🌙 awoo-woo Follow

So u like gaslighting humans? lol

🐺 giveadogabone Follow

literally when did i say that

xenasaur:

darth-maya:

zerosuitsammi3:

Sexwithbees.com

ralfmaximus:

Seattle-area guaranteed basic income pilot gave low-income residents $500 a month to help reduce poverty. Employment in the group nearly doubled, and numerous unhoused residents secured housing.

The Workforce Development Council of Seattle-King County launched a 10-month guaranteed basic income pilot program with 102 participants in fall 2022. New findings by research firm Applied Inference reveal that the $5,000 total payments improved participants’ quality of life, housing, and employment outcomes.

Oh gosh look: another successful UBI pilot program.

Not only was employment doubled in the test group, their savings increased, and health & life insurance coverage tripled. Many participants got health insurance for the first time.

It’s time to roll this out nationwide and with more money. The return on investment is undeniable and would be huge if it applied to everyone.

foxeseveryhour:

Source

our-queer-experience:

our-queer-experience:

i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights

“can you be trans without dysphoria” “can you be an aromantic lesbian” “can bisexuals only date one gender” i literally do not care. in what states and countries are we protected from discrimination.

jraker4:

sunspotpony:

luisonte:

¿Pero que lleva en esa maleta?

Look, actual mimes are the fucking coolest.

Not only the skill at motion, but the comedy sensibility-when the suitcase starts *floating* uncontrollably instead of just being stuck-is fuckin’ great:)

krudman:

trans-ralsei:

tumbwr:

my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

reblogging to add the Trans Safety Network guidelines for media engagement

do not engage with the Guardian if you’re trans and a minor. do not speak with the Guardian on DIY HRT.

heck, unless the journalist is reputable and has a track record of good reporting on trans issues, do not speak with them about DIY HRT. seek out your local organisation if you are approached by a journalist.

I obviously can’t verify the screenshot, but the guardian is a toilet, and the guidelines for media engagement posted are worth reading.

It’s never worth engaging with an interviewer that has malicious intent. There’s no good point you can make that they can’t simply redact or spend an infinite amount of time figuring out how to spin in a negative. You’ve almost certainly seen some right wing interviewers who are so inept at this that they make themselves look bad, but even they’re not worth the risk talking to. Their base does not care at best, and it’ll help them at worst.

For the love of god stop

twinkothydrake:

birdsareblooming:

realshinjiikari:

birdsareblooming:

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone’s interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row