were–ralph:

ampervadasz:

Deal

i too would trade my child for seven corn kernels

inkskinned:

somewhere out there someone has probably used AI to write their wedding vows. someone out there is probably loading their hinge profile with AI quippy responses. when i close my eyes i picture a man hunting through chatGPT prompts, trying to get someone else to love him. maybe she sends him back chatGPT too, and two robots fall in love.

is this our new lives, then? is love scripted? i have a dandelion heart and some part of me wants to believe that AI will not obtain self-reliance by evil but instead by discovering the single perfect shape of love - the one thing humanity (in all our time and force) could never quite nail down. maybe it will be a string of numbers. the imprint of static, the universe’s thumbprint. maybe it will just be a single long mirror, and jam dripping down your hands.

i know there are “good” reasons. i was nervous! or i was unsure how to say it! but - i want your nervous words. i want your unsure words. i want you to strike entire pages of work for me. i want you to gesture vaguely, to ransack your mind for ways to instead-of-saying just show me. i want to find where your words fail you and where the summer of your longing blazes out of you, infinite, resisting the capture of definition.

and i want to do the same for you. isn’t any love worth a little bit of struggle? i want to shiver with the movie-ripe sense my friends are lovely and i am so tender towards them - i want to never quite be able to explain what it means to spend my life with them. i want to draw shapes on your skin that exit the geometric and fade into the same, wordless pattern. it is still love if silent. you know - i rarely, if ever, actually tell my siblings i love them? i just show up often, and hope the action does the talking.

i know AI is “easier”. of course. buttoned up and seamlessly corporate. but i do not want to love you through a film. i do not want to love you with your edges sanded down. i cannot recognize myself in you if you are unmarred and glistening. something about how, with the crystal-clear mp3 files of the present, we ache for the scratch of vinyl. the flaws are what make love worth it. i want the raw and the windbeaten and the unkempt.

something tender, then. i love you because you’re real, which means that you cannot be perfect.

feluka:

cat laziness is so contagious. you’ll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you’ll be like. you’re right. you make a compelling argument.

zvaigzdelasas:

Just as it ever was

vampiremansionpoolboy-moved:

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

moveslikekeithrichards:

memes cats would make

[ID: a simple chart showing two captioned illustrations. the first is a drawing of a smiling person labeled “The Person.” underneath are bullet points which say: “nice to me,” “calls me good boy names like Dumb Sausage and Stop,” “put dinner,” and “holding me because i never be bad.” the second is a frowning person with an angry vacuum cleaner labeled “The Person (evil alter ego???) and the bullet points read: "LOUD,” “maybe possessed by Bad devil or evil etc,” and “chases me except if i hide behind the ladder thats been in the living room for 6 months it can’t find me.”]

bayesic-bitch:

The placebo effect isn’t real. Sugar pills actually just cure everything that could possibly be wrong with you.

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

catboybeebop:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

catboybeebop:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it’s based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it’s one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

Two limits! You can have a maximum of 4,096,000 characters in 1 [one] tumblr post. I would work out how many combinations this is, but 26^6,000 is already considered to be “Infinity” by most calculators, and a program I wrote threw an error code.

26^95,000 is already over 134,000 characters long - which would take 33 different text blocks to convey via tumblr. Whenever somebody says we’re running out of posts, don’t forget that tumblr is needlessly designed for MASSIVE amounts of information [no matter how detrimental it may be for mobile phones].

There are SOME works of fanfiction which are lengthy enough that you couldn’t fit the whole thing into one tumblr post, but this is enough to fit Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy in it about 14 times over.

Don’t hide that in the tags

Okay okay okay, but what about adding to a post with reblogs? That could stack. So if you reblog your OWN post with enough additions, you could just ignore the limits almost entirely!

I looked into this (to the detriment of my own blog) and it seems like if you properly queue more posts than you’re allowed to make in 1 day to post at the exact same time, AND make/reblog posts during that minute timeframe, you can breeze past the post limit by some amount. With proper effort you could probably get up to making >300 posts in a single minute, each of which is at max length. You’d be able to send Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy over 4,200 times by doing this.

Holy Fucking Shit

Oh, and just in case you were curious, if you could only use the characters “1” and “0”, you could use this to transmit data at a speed of 2MB/s. Admittedly only for one minute, and incredibly inefficiently, but surprisingly not terrible.

4,096,000 characters per post

300 posts in 1 minute

1,228,800,000 characters in that 1 minute

20,480,000 characters per second (or bits)

2,560,000 bytes per second (8 bits)

2,500 Kilobytes per second (1024 bytes)

2.44 megabytes per second (1024 Kilobytes)

Doom file size: 2.39 MB.

You can send Doom in under a second using Tumblr.

Of course, you can also be smart and use hexadecimal. Using this, each character can actually represent up to 4 bits of information, meaning you can actually transfer 9.77 MB of information per second using Tumblr and optimal compression techniques. It’d take just over 100 seconds to install Minecraft (1 GB/(586MB/Minute)) via Tumblr.

And I feel weird about posting a paragraph with ten sentences in it

thottybrucewayne:

I don’t think people realize that critiquing the media you enjoy is fun too.

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

langernameohnebedeutung:

welpnotagain:

catwaifuwu:

transarsonist:

radiofreederry:

The “car community” claim that the sexual component is small. A Google search for “car porn” suggests otherwise. Of course adults can do

You claim Rule 34 in our employee handbook is “Don’t steal office supplies”. A google search for “rule 34 the office” suggests otherwise. Of course adults can do

You claim “choking” is a medical emergency where a foreign object gets stuck deep in the throat and blocks the airway. A google research for ‘choking deep throat" suggests otherwise.
Of course adults can do

You claim “reaming” is a manufacturing process by which a machine tool removes a precise amount of material from the inner diameter of a hole to even out rough surfaces. A google search for “reaming tight holes” suggests otherwise. Of course adults can do

bobisnotaperson:

tpwrtrmnky:

uh here’s one about blocking I guess

you can and should just block people sometimes, it’s a fun and useful tool and people who complain about it look very pathetic

zooophagous:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

lastoneout:

I guess friendly reminder that you can’t actually judge someone’s socioeconomic status based on what they own and the classic republican “they can’t be poor they own a smart phone/computer” argument doesn’t suddenly stop being complete out of touch nonsense when a poor person makes it.

Anyway insert “y'all can’t be trusted to eat the rich bcs you’ll target taco bell shift leaders and people with playstations instead of actual billionaires” post here.

One time, in the local queer exchange, an older person was trying to sell a small painting by a long-dead, moderately well known artist for a couple grand and all these babies started screaming at them in the comments about how high the asking price was and how they should be donating the painting to a museum or the money to charity. And OP was like, “the artist gave me this as a gift bc we were friends and I’m only selling it to pay for chemo.”

I once saw someone say it was Bougie and selfish to have a savings account with any amount of money in it. Like you’re rich if you have absolutely any money left after paying for necessities.

Like sweetie the person who has 100 bucks left after paying all bills isn’t rich. You’re just really poor. Actually both of you are really poor.

crowsintheforest:

a-brand-new-girl:

scarymoviesss-deactivated202410:

she really saw the Charli xcx album doing well in the UK and is just trying to rig the charts which is actually insane. I never want to see someone call Taylor Swift a feminist again. This is legitimately insane and she should be embarrassed. The fact that it’s a geo locked UK exclusive cements how deliberately pathetic this is, she genuinely hates seeing other women succeed.

ALT

Tags stolen from @10001gecs hope you don’t mind but your explanation helped me a lot so I’m leaving it here to help more people understand what’s going on.

all of this is extremely annoying, and Swift working the charts like this is petty and irritating. but Charli xcx had the funniest possible response to this, which was to rerelease brat but with 3 extra songs on it so it’s a different album

ALT

this is great because now I can listen to brat another ten billion times

bellhopping:

@buggyfangs snake(s)

sunlian:

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

bubblesandpages:

Criminal, op turned off reblogs

ms-demeanor:

the-vampire-carmilla:

Vampire fashion by DevilInspired.

I’m so sorry but the sword means i can only see this as Frodo Balenciaggins.

artbyblastweave:

I think that it’s important, as consumers, to avoid letting the visual and mechanical shorthand language of video games color our reactions to real situations involving real people, as much of that shorthand can reflect and reinforce the destructive knee-jerk prejudice of the culture that produced it. As an example, let’s take Fallout. When you’re dungeoneering in Fallout and you come across a space where there are flayed, mutilated corpses strung up all over the place, that’s the developer using visual shorthand to frictionlessly inform you, without breaking the loop of play, that you have the moral high ground over whoever lives here, and thus moral license to kill them and take their things. But in real life, when you go over someone’s house and they’ve got flayed and mutilated corpses strung up all over the place? I mean, maybe that’s from the last tenant. Maybe they have a roommate. Maybe they were all just jerks. I mean you literally just got here, you don’t know, you gotta let this play out for a minute

GOLF WITH NO LIMITS

laymansterms12:

dabwax-deactivated20250410:

All of my in person sex work clients and the majority of the phone ones were more respectful and less traumatizing than the average Target shopper was when I worked there through six departments in two years

The one TRULY disrespectful and potentially dangerous irl client I’ve had doing sex work ended up getting his ass beat and getting booted without a refund. At Target, for an entire year, a child employee (16) was forced to hide in the breakroom any time one specific stalker came in looking for her. Management wouldn’t ban him.

Just. Thinking about that sex work clients post. Yes, some of them say horrible things. No worse than any retail or call center customer. Ever.

When the pervy guy calls the hotel reservations line jerking off and moaning, my supervisor had a duty to keep him on the line and keep trying to book him even though he just hung up when he came after making her uncomfortable for 20 minutes. Phone sex averages $2/minute and you can hang up on anyone for any reason, they might just get a refund.

Why are sex work customers and clients seen as the inherent slimebags? When they’re the ones exercising an understanding of consensual exchange of money and services within specific limitations. Not the multiple people who reached over my register to touch me when I was 18. Or the woman who told me I was everything wrong with the world and I should die bc we were out of soft pretzels when i was also 18. Nobody’s ever said soulcrushing shit like that to me as a sex worker lmao, “ugly fat whore” is just facts

megabuild:

lucygoosez:

V.I.P.: very important puppies :-)

cafiffle:

victoriousflappage:

holdtightposts:

There’s so much to unpack here:

• Pack of Beakers
• Goth Beaker
• The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
• The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
• The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
• The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

Gods I fucking love this post. So hard. Fuck.

catboybiologist:

Many have assumed that the “gay strut” and the “autism focus walk” were opposing, mutually exclusive forces, both intense and swift power walks, yet one flowing and elaborate, and the other fixated and purposeful.

Many tried to combine the raw power of these two walks. Many failed.

But an elite group of faggots rose to the challenge. Forged in flesh and emboldened with the creation of their own bodies and minds, they melded the two into the ultimate form of foot powered overland transportation.

And this group? They are called… The transgenders.

pixierainbows:

wish for smart autism people to STOP saying things like “most autism people actually smart ! ”. is not true! is just so erase big part of autism community ! of people like Pixie, and intellectual disability autism people !

STOP say , is not okay ! people like Pixie, people with intellectual disability , are BIG part of autism community ! we deserve be part of own community !

STOP try push out of community, is ableism !

official-penis-posts:

mene-morphosis3:

memes-hoarder:

@official-penis-posts does this count

Official Pussy Dick Post

worfsbarmitzvah:

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

puppybong:

compilation

faith-and-fandom:

araceil:

annabellioncourt:

kamiyu910:

catbountry:

chupicronian:

lamaenthel:

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

Big ole’ pigs.

Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

holy fucking shit I knew they were big but that’s like the size of a fucking CAR.

And pigs are actually smarter than a lot of other farm animals. They’ll figure out how to break out of gates with locks that other animals can’t figure out.

catboybiologist:

nyancrimew:

yknow it’s kinda crazy that ive only really been on here for a bit over a year it feels like this website is my parent

Its the dumbest little gay corner of the internet

Hate the people running it, but the community here is incredible

virtualgirladvance:

lilithtransrights:

virtualgirladvance:

flysqu:

virtualgirladvance:

It’s wild that trans peeps will find every trans person hot except the one in the mirror. So sad

thanks for the personal callout smh

Yeah this was explicitly for you, glad you finally found it

Self callout too

Hey no, I am a mouth piece for the words of the internet and therefore are immune, thank you

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

the-cherryblossom-system:

writing-prompt-s:

When God announced that every billionaire would die by Christmas, the race for the 1 trillion began

I hate how accurate this is

werewolvv:

selkiecide:

erarg:

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

keiachi-chan:

catchymemes:

leviathan-supersystem:

methforguys:

project-butch:

zvaigzdelasas:

x

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

not right now methforguys

matrixonvhsanddvd:

My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

eggnogo:

lines and a rough mask for the translucent bit

butchcorgi:

kaibutsushidousha:

butchcorgi:

i like not knowing how many ace attorney games there actually are because whenever i think i have it right fans suddenly rejoice that capcom finally announced an english release for a years-old spinoff no one else has ever heard of about a guy called some shit like Geoff deKiller

This post is actually so much better than you intended it to be because the 13-year-old spinoff getting its English release is agreed to be the best in the franchise by everyone who has the correct opinion, and it features the classic Ace Attorney 2 character named deKiller in 3 out of its 5 cases.

are you fucking serious.

epprbcu:

epprbcu:

everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance!

Everybody is a genius,

Who knows it in advance!

Everybody do the wenis!

The wenis is a dance!

Everybody is a genius,

Who knows it in- oh god *kicks the nearest camera*

- 🧱

harrowharks-earing:

“Omg dungeons menshi is so good! The characters and the worldbuilding and the art and the hu—“

It’s because the author had TWO MONTHS between publications instead of the usual week. 8X the amount of time to plot her story and see where she had been and where she was going and figure out how best to get there. Imagine if this was the industry standard instead of the crushing gears of weekly publication which grinds the minds, bodys, and souls of mangaka to dust until there is nothing left. Imagine Dungeon Menshi qualify manga as a rule not the exception. Imagine stories that did not destroy their creators. Imagine—

beebfreeb:

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

softwaring:

by Rythaz

caats: