June 2024

i-am-a-fish:

if an app pauses my music under any circumstances I should be sent a written apology from the developers

crocodyless:

me @ age 15: god i just wish i was normal

me @ age 18: that’s great man. you’re a bigender aroace crocodile. good luck with that

lesbianboyfriend:

i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.

cali:

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy

me: not true

Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform

me: thats right

slowlikehoney1996:

today a first grader told me “when the sky turns orange, my grandpa picks me up” :)

knightsickness:

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

:

I NEED to look like I need to say “don’t be afraid” when someone perceives me ohmygod I NEED to be perceived the way I want to be perceived

mew-ya:

getting gift art of your oc is so amazing like what do you MEAN I get to see my oc in your style as a surprise for free?!?!? WHAT?!?!

itsaspectrumcomic:

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I’m the only one who doesn’t know it.

bluwubewwy:

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

corviiids:

stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don’t recall writing but am correct about

glitches-and-bugs:

Oh No

PLEASE STOP SCROLLING

I am in Huge Danger. I can’t afford ANYTHING. I’m sorry I keep making posts like this I thought I was fine this time and apparently I’m very fucked.

I’m a transmasc disabled autistic person and I am in need of serious help.

P*yp*l

Kofi

DM me for other payment options.

If you want commission info, also DM me I’m very desperate and flexible. SFW and otherwise.

Even if you can’t donate, reblog!! Anything helps!

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You may be surprised at how often I see someone saying “Nobody is talking about (problem)” on my tumblr dash while my entire dash is filled with almost nothing but posts about how nobody is talking about (problem)

“Nobody is talking about this!”

My brother in christ you just linked to a CNN article about it.

I especially don’t appreciate the implication by some posts on here and some anons I get that because I’m not joining in on reblogging those posts that I don’t care about (problem). I do, but I also don’t like guilt tripping people, I don’t like weighing in on things I haven’t researched yet, and I’m generally here on social media to try and forget about my credit card debt for a few minutes. Not pledge my allegiance to the correct social causes every day.

miss-galaxy-turtle:

Jew here with a friendly reminder that:

BUT ALSO

obelisart:

Meow Are You? Online Arguments

tomcruisingthroughlife:

rui-cifer:

rui-cifer:

Getting the USA out of South Korea (and Japan!) is a trans rights issue, too, by the way.

Many trans people, of all gender spectrum, in South Korea and Japan both, find themselves doing sex work (as is true with cis ppl and is true in much of the west of the world). What makes this exceptionally a trans rights issue is that esp in case of South Korea, the big area for LGBT+ activities is right next to one of many the U.S. bases in Seoul.

This creates an environment where a lot of soldiers will abuse trans sex workers, and the governing bodies that are supposed to protect the South Korean citizens, already unwilling to intervene on behalf of trans people, doubly turn them away because they aren’t willing to mediate disputes between U.S. soldiers and South Korean citizens.

This has created an environment where trans sex workers I work with in my irl activism in South Korea have all pointed to the U.S. soldiers as the most dangerous and worst customers for their work. What’s more, they say that the soldiers know that they can really get away with all of this, much than with cis sex workers, and target trans sex workers.

I have literally seen people that are supposedly trans-safe get mad at me for pointing out that the U.S.A and its legacy in South Korea is toxic in every avenue (the discussion was about the environment a few days back), and, like, please fucking get a grip. You’re abandoning your international siblings that are victims of your awful empire.

soon-palestine:

clotpolesonly:

2007-08-17:

doodles about doodles

enki2:

xirlos:

sew-birb:

thc-mx-deactivated20210619:

feminist-space:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

my favourite instagram account is “wheredoesthepeecomeout” and it’s run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

some highlights:


everybody sit down we have a winner

Oh my fucking God lmao

Pee does come from the bloodstream, but I’d be real worried if that was where it came out

This is the funniest possible use of this image I can think of.

tomcruisingthroughlife:

thememedaddy:

anarchistmemecollective:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

failchild:

this article is behind a paywall but i’m obsessed with the headline + photo combo

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

#wouldn't fix the system but it would be hilariousALT

soon-palestine:

link

gogosillystore:

Reminder that our donation commissions are open for Asmahan! She is $640 away from being able to exit Gaza. Just dm us your receipt for a commission

mevil:

gayestcowboy:

gayestcowboy:

can we please be fucking nice to it/its users

“calling someone ‘it’ is dehumanizing” well yeah it can be, but have you considered that it also doesn’t feel very nice to not have your pronouns respected?

bogleech:

leebrontide:

I know the US government acts like a corporation but it’s not.

Not voting isn’t the same as a boycott. Because you can’t bankrupt a government by not voting. All you get by not voting is less control over what the money is doing.

The money comes from taxes, not voting. Abstaining from voting does nothing to reduce the governments ability to get money and spend it on shit.

So yes, sometimes you vote to reduce harm because not voting WILL NOT REDUCE HARM.

It’s not a boycot. Abstaining doesn’t take power from the government. It just reduces the number of people they feel answerable to.

Not only do they not give a shit if you don’t vote it’s precisely what the most sadistic ones are hoping for.

karnalesbian:

egirlbutternubs:

karnalesbian:

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

pompomdemiel:

help a latinx sibling with their meds! 🇦🇷🇻🇪

hi everyone i hope y'all doing alright < 3 (june 2024)

as many of you know I’m going through some tough times dealing with benzodiazepine withdrawals and depression. leaving benzodiazepine and stop taking them It’s not easy, but I’m working on it. i’m highly medicated because of my mental illness (i take anti psychotics, antidepressants and more).

i have to mention too i have been out of meds since saturday

i’ve felt very demoralized by asking for help on here but i’ve talked with some friends and some of you said it wasn’t a problem and it was okay to ask for help

If you’re willing and able any support would help cover my medication i fully appreciate it if you can’t that’s okay sharing my post helps a lot. if someone knows about any jobs online please let me know, i’m willing to work whatever

pa*pal

k*fi

125$/250$ update june 21st

reblogs and sharing my story helps a ton too, if there’s anything you want to know please let me know and we have chat, being skeptical about strangers online it’s okay…thank you if you read this and thank you for the help everyone

siraranispleased:

taywitchcrafts:

mikica:

hey girl just a heads up. i was talking to your boyfriend and he called the character exclusively referred to by their last name by their first name

#edgeworth is so edgeworth that even his father would have to be like

#‘please. edgeworth is my son. call me gregory’

#that’s how it’d be if he were like. alive

anexperimentallife:


chopstick-heartes:

catchymemes:

badcor3:

glitch-frog-deactivated20241206:

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

is-the-post-reliable:

epilepticsaints:

requested by @gaytomatic

RATING: RELIABLE

BP did hire PR firm Ogilvy & Mather in 2004, and coined the term ‘carbon footprint’ as well as creating the 'carbon footprint calculator’. This gave the impression that climate change was primarily the fault of the individual consumers.

From a New York Times opinion piece on carbon footprint (via the Wayback Machine): 'In 2004, BP hired the public relations firm Ogilvy & Mather to improve its image, in part by conveying the message that consumers of oil and natural gas bear the responsibility for their greenhouse gas emissions, not the producers of the oil and gas they use. The result was BP’s ingenious carbon footprint calculator, which allows individuals to calculate the carbon emissions that result from their activities.’

From a BBC Future article on 'how companies blame you for climate change’: 'Similar criticisms have been levelled at terms like “carbon footprints” – which was first coined in a 2005 TV advert from BP. The advert appears to show members of the public being stopped in the street and asked what is “their carbon footprint”.’

From an Irish Times on individualising blame: 'In 2004, it unveiled a “carbon footprint calculator”, so that individuals could assess how much their daily activities were polluting the planet. The marketing campaign, led by Ogilvy & Mather, fostered the false idea that climate change was the fault of individuals rather than fossil fuel companies.’

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

gardeninggraves:

charl0ttan:

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

it really just says that huh

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Mutuals ca.n message me for my discord or my phone number if you want to be accidentally ignored harder

You think I’m in there pontificating upon the deepest machinations of magic but I’m just Fucking around. Teaching my homunculi how to kiss

vintage-tigre:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

erinmccomics:

Not to brag but my cats are Artists™

[Medium: Claws on rainbow scratchboard]

Square black scratchboard with delicate, erratic marks all over it, and 3 or 4 teeth holes on the edge.ALT
Previous board mentioned held in front a fluffy white ragdoll cat, lounging on a bed without a care.ALT

Remi works with a hesitant, erratic violence, creating a piece as light and fluffy as she is, and signing her work by hole-punching it with her teeth.

Square black scratchboard with bold marks, looking somewhat like rays of sunshine through clouds or perhaps a meteor strike.ALT
Previous board mentioned with a handsome, fluffy brown tabby, his paws crossed, looking proud of his work.ALT

Timmy uses bold, strong lines to evoke some kind of powerful event, echoing his powerful presence and loud voice.

Square black scratchboard with squiggling, radiating rainbow marks around a the edges and a dark void in the center. ALT
Previously mentioned board with a short haired brown tabby who is hunched like a frog, has no tail, and looks clueless.ALT

Nubbins, truly inspired, creates a high-energy piece that symbolizes the void where his brain should be, surrounded by chaos and mischief.

Square black scratchboard with several vertical marks, like a scraggly forest, to the middle left, and some delicate marks around the edges. ALT
Previously mentioned board next to a silky black cat with big, shiny yellow eyes. She is adorable.ALT

Kona, a reclusive avante garde artist, refused to work with me around. Only in quiet solitude did she create this haunting, introspective work.

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate:

headspace-hotel:

molive-0:

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

Don’t give me more ideas for becoming an evil scientist…

terri-theslime13:

terri-theslime13:

cowblep:

@eeveekitti @willohthebug

shit I forgot @wheatiewintry

calebwittebane:

benzeneteen:

google search how to act normal

google search how often should i blink

google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much

google search how close is it normal to stand

google search am i offputting

postpostirony:

bartlbye:

putting a different country’s flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are

“Lawn”

United States