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jacking off to christmas porn on christmas day: arguably one of the most rock bottom experiences someone can have while sober

jacking off to christmas porn on christmas eve: suspicious but not unprecedented. why so eager ?

jacking off to christmas porn the day after christmas: i really wish you would stop using your body “ironically”

jacking off to christmas porn any other time during the winter: festive, sensitive soul, attuned to the changing of seasons & the zeitgeist-erotique

jacking off to christmas porn in the spring, summer or fall: transgressive, unbound by convention and condition, able to see beyond the manifest and apply the particular anywhere, at any time. might just have a christmas fetish – but the line between these things is not as clearly drawn as some might wish