on this website you’ll be like “why’d the chicken cross the road? to ‘get to the other side’ haha” and someone will be like “actually, chickens have no concept of an afterlife- in fact, it has no concept of a 'road.’ it does not see itself crossing anything, it is simply going somewhere it feels the need to go, likely searching for food, or-” and it will be completely unironic and there’s nothing you can do to stop them short of blocking them