mycroftrh:

Murderbot and Gurathin attempting to weaponize each other’s asexual autism and ending up weaponizing that against themselves in the process because they’re The Same is genuinely my favorite part of the show so far

Gurathin: Haha! I will force you to make eye contact, which will cause you stress due to your aversion!

Murderbot: Right. Did it occur to you that you’re also eye contact averse, so this is going to distress you almost as much as me?

Gurathin: …no I did not consider that. Fuck. Fuck

Murderbot: Well while you’re busy regretting that - haHA! I will force you to watch your coworkers getting it on, which will distress you due to your sex-repulsion and discomfort with breaking certain boundaries!

Gurathin: Mm. Did it occur to you that you’re also sex-repulsed, and that in order to broadcast that to me, you have to be watching it yourself, so this is going to distress you almost as much as me?

Murderbot: Fuck.

I Love Them