You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
- Bitching and moaning
- Hater-ology
- Doing a goofy little bit about it
- Having a buddy say “that’s so fucked up” at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
- Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
im NOT destroying the amulet and its NOT cursed it keeps me safe it keeps me safe it keeps me safe it keeps me safe I keep it safe we keep us safe we keep it safe