i lose 80% of respect for a movie the moment a female protagonist wakes up in bed with artfully tousled hair and a full face of unsmudged makeup what is that mcfuckery
The Barbie movie will be the only exception
barbie doesn’t wear makeup those are tattoos
Those are her chromatophores, how dare you.
we don’t talk about barbie’s chromatophores stop blowing her cover
“#why is barbie a cephalapod” hard outer shell, jointed inflexible limbs, capable only of sharp scuttling movements, what more do you want from me
it turns out i do NOT know the definition of a cephalopod, this is the most humiliated I’ve ever been in my existence thus far. and i went to MIDDLE SCHOOL so that’s a doozy
i should be cracked open on a catherine wheel and rotated through the streets
update: it transpires i also do not know how Catherine Wheels function. thought people got wrapped around a wheel and rolled down the streets looney tunes style. this post has been one long endurance race of humiliation
