turns out i’ve been sleeping with mold for an indeterminate amount of time?????
dont become jk rolling
it’s white and gray mold, not black
you have been WHAT
the sausage i kept on my pillow molded (is that a word???) at some point
no idea when it started, but when i noticed it today, it was mostly covered, so it had to have been a while
the sausage you kept on your what now.
was it packaged at least?
(it’s not weird to have something on your pillow, i had a giant rock right next to my head for 7 years)
yeah?? it’s one of those plastic wrapped summer sausages
- did it have a name???
- DID YOU PUT GOOGLY EYES ON IT
- finally, WHY???!??!?
1. no
2. yes
3. idk i felt like it
are u gonna eat it? food is food
i dislike fungus
food is food , even if it is moldy, I’ve never gotten sick from eating moldy or rotting food
ಠ_ಠ you’re both insane
unrelated
NO NO NOJONONO
dont you fucking dare i remember being in a post that was about toasters and never again
i will use your skull as a very ineffective cup
woops hello there
