guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart
girl who collects crystals: that’s actually true as fuck
70 year old professor who sometimes calls students “comrade”: faggotry is actually good, I don’t have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot…
guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)
Professor: …Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn’t a faggot but…