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therealbeachfox:

enchantingruinscandy:

ID: a screenshot from tumblr user oposssumsaucee that says: "Listen All Systems Red is so so funny from Gurathins perspective imagine you grew up with Space Socialism and was hired to go help some pal with science but you weren't allowed to go unless you rented AmaTeslas Torment Nexus Alexa Dot and then when you get there you find out a whole continent of people got annihilated by their Tourment Nexus rentals so you take a moment to check yours quickly and find out it already had disengaged its Don't Kill People box, the only thing you've ever been told prevented them from mass homiciding their clients, something that LITERALLY just happened to people you knew a day ago, and when you say to your fellow socialist doctors HEY I think our Tourment Nexus is fucked up and it's files said it killed dozens of people barely a year ago and we should probably get the hell away from it the same doctors are like look at what you're saying. You're hurting the Tourment Nexus' feelings. The Tourment Nexus is just a little construct who likes Netflix Gurathin stop antagonizing it on the plane ride." Then the post is reblogged by therealbeachfox and adds: "Meanwhile the Torment Nexus is sitting there going "I'd like to say this guy is an asshole for worrying about me murdering everyone considering I don't want to murder anyone because of Free Will but also Crippling Social Anxiety/PTSD, but there was that whole murder spree I did, and I totally could if I wanted to, even if I don't, so maybe a little caution around your mass-murdering Torment Nexus wouldn't be out of line, also why are you still talking to me about it you aren't supposed to talk to your Torment Nexus or look directly at your Torment Nexus. I'm going to shut down my visual systems and just watch all of this through the security cameras if that's okay with you and also if is isn't okay with you. AmazTesla Torment Nexus Alexa, Powered by Google(tm) out." " END ID.ALT

this post was made unrebloggable, so im stealing it

Oh yay! A reblogable version!

(Edit: 22-May-25)