There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.
His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.
Imagine going about your daily life blissfully unaware that there’s a research team dedicated to tracking you through your actual shit
this individual has been infected with the same covid strain for MINIMUMTWO YEARS
Edit: the linked article above is from 2023 and I can’t find any recent updates on this. So Covids Georg remains at large ❗️
The lead researcher’s bluesky has updates from as recently as two months ago. They still haven’t identified the guy, but they did find out that 32 separate unique Ohio covid strands they were chasing were ALSO all this guy ‼️ So if you or someone you know fits the profile, and especially if you’ve been dealing with weird GI symptoms for ~4 years now, reach out to him!!
