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Hester: We should do a theme wedding! With special decorations and party favors!
Mugthirst: I’m not paying for any extra nonsense like “decorations” or “being there for more than ten minutes.”

Hester: It could be a fandom themed wedding! We could cosplay!
Devlin: Uh… I don’t know… That sounds pricey…

Longnether: What fandom did you have in mind?
Hester: Well, Devlin and I are both huge – Or should I say Brobdingnagian – Gulliver’s Travels fans!

Longnether: That’s brilliant! We could have the vicar operate a giant puppet to officiate, tiny lilliputian dolls in houses on the tables for the reception, wedding cake on a floating island of Laputa on wires...

Devlin (thinking): Oh man, I should never have told her I’ve read Gulliver’s Travels, now she thinks it’s our thing! Not only does this sound expensive, I also don’t even like Gulliver’s Travels that much.

Devlin: The first few parts are pretty decent but it really fell off with all the talking horses and shit.ALT