Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love
Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won’t cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.
Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.
Tip: you can cast Butter Blast on practically any pile of pastries to make them absolutely fucking soaked in butter. it’s excessive and a little gross. magic and power.
Tip: you can put a stale croissant in the HELL OVEN for 666 years and it will TURN EVIL. Cut it until it BLEEDS and put SHADOW BUTTER in the wounds. Torment and regret.