therottenkingsreckoning:

blueberry-lemon:

mammikiel:

loveamongthesailors:

legit excited to see this come around again

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

I apologize in advance for overhyping it but this is the hardest I’ve laughed at an internet video in months

Here in my g̷̡̢̡͍̥̫̠͚͕̹͔̼̝͐̀̉̋̓̔̎̿͋́̈͗̑̍̑͘̕͜ȑ̷̛̖̮̤̼͓͈́̎͐̋͊̓̚ͅǎ̵̢̡̟̘̪̺̮͎͖͇́̈́͆̓̋́̇͊̏̏̕͝a̶̢̺̿̃̑́́̆͒͆̀͑͗̀̒͊͝a̷̟̺̣̮̮̅̍̀̈́̌͆͒̄̀́̽͘ắ̵̢̛̝͙̙̞̱̼͎͍͚̹͖͓͇̣̍̈̊̓̈́͌͌͘̕j̴̮͔̤͇̰̖̺͎̤͔̯͚̼̥͉̀̄͗͆́̀͘ͅ just bought this, uh, new Lamborghini here.

it’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills.

But you know what I love a lot more than <knowledge>?

This uh, new Lamborghini here.

But you know what I like a lot more than the -new Lamborghini here-?

My TedX talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here.

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In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new Hollywood hills that I had to get installed to hold 2000 new Lamborghinis.

(mouth moves without talking)

UH

It’s like the -Buffett- Warren -Billionaire- says. The more you earn, the more you

DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

in fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here

is

the real reason I keep this -Lamborghini- here, is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreaers are still possible. Because it wasn’t that long ago, that I was in a little Lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood hills

with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account

and only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account

and only 47 hills in my Hollywood account

and only 47 ((TedX talks where I talk about Warren Buffett)) in my ((TedX talks where I talk about Warren Buffett)) account

But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini. And another Lamborghini. A few more Lamborghinis: I found 5 Lamborghinis.

I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units.

You must have enough fuel units

You must have enough Lamborghinis

you must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

I’ll see ya on my website’s quick video, and you’ll there you’ll see uh, absolutely

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