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syekick-powers:

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that’s just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

A screenshot of a tumblr post. First part of the post is by user dullanyan and says "A few weeks ago, I needed Worcestershire sauce for a recipe, but I didn't have any, so I had to leave it out. You are never gonna believe what I found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months." Second part of the post is by the same user. It shows a screenshot of a reply by user easel-eisal that says "A strong as fuck ice mummy?" Below that is an image of a house completely frozen over from an ice storm, covered in ice and icicles. The text below that has a pensive emoji and "Yuuuup. My house is fucked."ALT
A screenshot of a tumblr post. The first part of the post is by tumblr user sorryfortheraybans and says "Some people have moneys. Some people have freaken dollars and cents. Some people have coins, and bucks. And well I'm not one of those people." Second part is by user ktdx and says "You have jaundice." Third part is by user deanky and says "I have jaundice."ALT
Screenshot of a tumblr post. First part is by user transamus and says "Never eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette." Second part is by user helpeverythingiscats and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?" Third part is by transamus again and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of me again."ALT