06/01/2025 12:43:34 AM ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈ rue-nightly: mortimermcmirestinks:meggannn:reallyreallyreallytrying:“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later A 2025 update