What were you doing at the devil's sacrament?

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I think it was pretty clear that I was having sex with multiple anonymous partners under the full moon while drenched in the blood of the innocent to conceive the antichrist who will depose Jesus from his throne and reign the Earth in eternal agony, like we were all supposed to be doing.

What were you doing at the devil’s sacrament because you clearly weren’t paying attention…