Irl i am known as the guy who keeps experiencing the most insane shit while always being able to back it up. Like i have experienced stuff none of your ancestors have even expirianced.
As an example a plane basically crashed in my backyard (not joking). None of my colleagues believed me until they spoke to an old colleague of ours that was there when it happened. Literally what happened was that we were watching beaststars and when it was over we chatted for a long ass time, she was turned with her back to the window and i looked at her (and to the window) as we chatted for so long before i suddenly shrieked as a plane just crashed behind my home in some wooded area. I could see everything as my window was just looking out over it.
Me and that friend/colleague sadly dont talk anymore after i gave her a potato for her birthday.