I actually think it’s so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it’s pregnant. but instead of a fetus there’s just a little plastic doodad in there. I’m pregnant and it’s The Contraption.
my dumbass uterus: “man this thing has been cooking for like 5 years I bet it’s gonna be the most awesome baby of all time”
