hey so uh the consuls asked me to talk to you about your divination techniques and uh. no yeah i get that you’ve been a great asset and successfully predicted the favor of the gods over the proposal to construct a new aqueduct. that was great, you’re great. just uh. well we were wondering if maybe you could speed it up a little bit next time- yes i know the omens can’t be rushed. but you did take like 30 minutes to read the entrails? and uh. to be perfectly honest we were all a little creeped out by the way you kept saying things like “oh that’s a SLIPPERY one” and “come to papa little kidney.” no no we’re not asking you to switch over to augury, you’re a great haruspex, really. if you could just not dig around in the entrails with a look of unbridled glee on your face quite as much that would be great. thanks.