real-ebenezer-scrooge:

infectiouspiss:

real-ebenezer-scrooge:

infectiouspiss:

real-ebenezer-scrooge:

real-ebenezer-scrooge:

infectiouspiss:

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling “no!! down boy!! down!!!” and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

single, you say?

wrong blog

no come back i want a piece of that old man pussy

g-g-ghost of christmas future?

i believe the term is ‘ghost of christmas yet to come’ and lets just say.. something will be coming tonight ;)

what part of me wanting to know about the single crab makes you think you have a shot?