Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: a lime green person and a grass green person wearing a baseball cap ang big, round glasses are walking down a street.
Grass: “Look. I get it. You think I’m paranoid. And that I need to touch grass. But this is my part of town. There is no grass here.
You think you know misoviridy, you haven’t seen the half of it. It’s fucked over here.”
Lime: “Sure, in what way though”
Panel 2: Grass looks concerned as they explain to Lime.
Grass: “Well um. Some. And to be absolutely clear I do mean some, not all and not most, a subset, a particular, specific group of nongreen chromatic people in this area.”
Lime: “Uh-”
Grass: “Those individuals in particular are prone to, sometimes, not as some intrinsic trait but rather as a behavioral tendency that they are actively choosing to partake in, um,
Misoviridic harassment. Over very, very little provocation.”
Panel 3: A crowd of five people color picked from Tumblr’s dashboard buttons surround the two. Grass Green lays in the fetal position while Lime keeps standing.
Photo Red: “Hey what the fuck is your problem, you raging æverthe?”
Video Pink: “I actually proudly hate green people. Just to be clear.”
Audio Blue: “How dare you say all red and/or blue people are murderers?”
Chat Blue: “We’re a very welcoming community fuck you!”
Quote Orange: “I just have some concerns about the thing you just said, such as the claim that all nongreen people are misoviridic. if you didn’t mean that all nongreen people are misoviridic you should’ve clarified-”
Lime: “They did clarify that!”
Quote Orange: “It’s actually very presumptuous of you to expect that I can know ahead of time that the words in the sentence are there on purpose? This is very primarist of you.”
