absolutely cannot get over this cold open from etho’s let’s play 13 years ago
[Transcript:
[Etho, in Survival Mode, standing under a few wooden slabs as it rains.]
Etho: Man, it is pouring rain out there. It just won’t let up, we’ve been stuck here forever now. (Sigh) Never gonna get free. You know what, don’t take this personally, but I’m not really enjoying my time here with you.
[Etho turns and looks at a creeper standing next to him.]
Etho: You know, you’re just not very much fun. It’s the truth, really. You don’t talk— you could tell me a joke or something, I don’t know. You know— Just forget it. We’ll just sit here.
End Transcript.]