My sis used to go by “Minipig” on the internet and eventually changed it to “Megapig” as she got older, then my mother said “if you’re Megapig, I should be Gigapig”, then they nicknamed me “Micropig” for being the shortest, then dad joined the group chat “Pig Family” as “Papapig” and we made a channel for posting photos of the family dog titled “pictures of Little Oink”
