slumbermancer:

pisboy:

pisboy:

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds