me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today
bluesky poster: careful using “FRENCH” words, hunny.. the CHEETO IN CHIEF wants you to call them FREEDOM words now. INSANITY
me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today
tumblr poster: does anyone else think the flakes of a croissant are lowkey fuckable
me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today
twitter poster: i’m a nazi