wlwaluigi:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn’t have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you’re okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like ‘aww, is this a baptism gift?’ and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we’ve got, you’ll definitely be safe’ and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

listen she may have just been humoring you but even my limited experience with Romanian nuns has taught me that there is one thing they are absolutely dead serious about and it is their multi-generational fear of vampires

A two-part meme with the jovial face of Gus from Breaking Bad, and next to him the caption "What a pretty pink crucifix! Is this for a baptism?" and a second image with the same person having dropped all affect of humor or lightheartedness when the reply reads "No, I need to keep safe from Dracula." Eyes sunken, brow set, and gaze focused on the distance to the memory of Wallachia's demon plague - all joy having left his visage and replaced with cold stone seriousness.ALT