minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
- zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
- skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.
- spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
- walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
- three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
- really sad ghost
- zombies 2: underwater edition
- spiders again but now they poison you
- fish that kills you with a mind beam