if i tell you my response to the “ao3 got scraped for genai again” thing is to write a story about how jd vance killed the pope because he was in heat and the pope wouldn’t knot him and it’s 1036 words, how many of you would call my mother to have her check on me?
I’d tell you it was brilliant and start omegaverse RPFing half the administration.
I’d complain that you hadn’t included the link.
It’s here and exactly as cursed as you think it will be: Ezekiel 23:20