having a deviated septum and (likely as a symptom of it) anosmia when i am beaked the fuck up is so funny. my nostrils are huge. my nose is massive (and beautiful). ive practically got a snout. and you’re telling me it’s basically nonfunctional?? where can i get a refund
god knew id be too powerful with a working nose this large. he had to nerf me. id be able to find truffles with this thing
Me: blessed with a nose the length of my thumb
Also me: unable to breathe when lying down