narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

my dad was looking for sprinkler heads that got buried during the winter with a metal detector that i bought in 5th grade and i didnt have the heart to tell him that it probably didnt work so i was watching him though my window and i saw him pick up what looked like a clump of dirt and i was like “oh it does work” and then i look closer and its a rabbit. my dad found a rabbit with a metal detector that doesnt work. 

to clarify: it DID work, the rabbit was nesting on top of the buried sprinkler and has 4 bunnies. it also bit my dad