idontmindifuforgetme:

idontmindifuforgetme:

“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass

Can’t make this stuff up anymore but I just saw someone dissing on a female celebrity by going “she’s 29 but she’s still living like she’s 23… so jealous” bc she posted a silly photo where she’s posing??? What 😭😭😭

Before 20 you are young

When you reach 20 you are an Adult™

Then when you reach 30 you become an old bag of bones.

That’s how this worksk right?