100% Narinder… His cult is on someone else’s name, he owns no land, pretended to be out of work for 1k years and claims 2 sons who are not his on the tax form. Gotta be him! 🤣
*grabs business card* Be not afraid, Ms. Blue. I must request you desist from this slander of my favorite kitty client. He has been the victim of a hostile corporate takeover. I believe, if you examine his DEVOTION-2’s, you’ll find a noticeable lack of income, as opposed to your claim of his “pretending” to be out of work. Finally, my client is prepared to provide totally legitimate adoption paperwork regarding his son’s. Probably. If I can find him.
OBJECTION!
Tsk Tsk Tsk… Let us talk about the defendant’s “income”. We know that he has been employing these “vessels” while rightfully in jail already for his illegal activities. He recruited these mortals in order to build his empire for himself. More often than not, your client has been heard calling “MY cult, MY followers, MY most devoted,” therefore admitting his ownership. Not only that, but upon testimonies like the Lamb and Ratau, we know he sealed a PACT and employed as “Service to the Red Crown” which he claims as “divine right”. Sure to be someone who owns nothing, the defendant seems to claim a lot of assets.
But let us assume for a moment he did NOT have any income, as you say. Where did the gold from the offering chest come from? Every Vessel dutifully offered fish and whatnot in exchange for considerable sums of gold. And yet, there is no gold mentioned on his tax form!
Can the defendant explain where the gold came from and present evidence to support their claim? Or should I assume that, since he didn’t work, he allowed the two minors to take on an occupation? That would be not only a contradiction in his testimony but also against the law!
Well… Uhm. A thousand years in chains makes you forgetful. But my attorney has surely something to prove once and for all that my taxes are filed more than correctly! Right?!
Yes, the court is quite curios to see the evidence provided by the defence attorney. Otherwise, I will have no choice but to agree with Prosecutor Blue and rule a Guilty verdict!
AYM: We can’t allow this to stand! DO SOMETHING OR I WILL! BAAL: He might not be our father… but Master has taken care of us, and we can’t see him in chains again. Think, there must be something we are missing!
GUYS THIS WAS MEANT TO BE JUST THE FIRST PANEL WTF HOW DID IT ESCALATE?! AHAHAHAHA I AM DYING PLEASE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING.
