naamahdarling:

peeniless:

yournewfriendshouse:

recklesslyinfatuated2:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

whitefangthefightingwolf:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I love mammals because like 20% of them look made up

For native Australian mammals, 50%.

You’re so right like what the fuck is going on with bilbies

They’re doing their best

A bilby for your viewing pleasure.

oh look it’s the easter bilby coming to deliver hot cross buns!

FUN AUSTRALIAN MAMMAL FACTS!!!!
Antechinus are a small rat thing. The males never live to be over a year old because every year during breeding season they have so much sex for so long and so hard that their tiny little hearts give out and they die of exhaustion or just not eating for several days. Every single year every single man of the species dies because they have too much sex. As an asexual this is very funny to me.

Bonus: Woylies are a type of kangaroo

^^ This sucker is fully grown


Double bonus: Both of these animals are very endangered and not well known so there aren’t many programs that are protecting their habitat or rehabilitating them. Tell people about the sex rats to be a wildlife warrior!!

Reblog for Australian deathfuck rats!