homunculus-argument:

veggieguy23-me:

homunculus-argument:

embersgiantmember:

homunculus-argument:

homunculus-argument:

Hmm. After an initial test run with the zip-off jorts, I have come to the conclusion that no-stopper load bearing zippers were a remarkably stupid idea. Now proceeding to looking into alternative options for structural reinforcements.

These are undeniably the pants of a man about to pass a psych evaluation with flying colours.

did you pass??

I am the piña colada of mental health.

I don’t follow. What does the piña colada of anything look like?

I suppose you mean that your mental health is comparable to other people’s mental health the way a piña colada is comparable to other alcoholic drinks.

But how good a piña colada is is subjective, people can have differering opinions on its ranking compared to others

So I guess the only way I can decipher this, is if I can find out if you like piña coladas

…I was trying to make a reference to one post that lives in my head rent free