why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
#his orgasm hit him like a Deutsche Bahn ICE#so delayed that he almost thought it would never arrive#also there was a Bordbistro-Gutschein
@jofngve how dare you leave this in the tags
Because dudes never get to experience an orgasm that lasts seemingly forever, an orgasm that builds so slowly that you fear that it might never actually end and you’ll just be stuck perpetually on the verge of insanity