heavenslittlemachine-deactivate:
mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says “this is your captain squeaking… we’ve just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I’m a mouse”
this could have been a completely normal, nonsexual post about mousegirls with various careers, but u just had to go and ruin it by implicitly referencing an airplane